Ridley leaped at the wheel, but it was too late. Samus had already it in motion, interfering with his grand scheme. And as the wheel came to a stop, reality began to warp.
Screeching in rage, Ridley convulsed as his draconic body began to twist and contort. Bone crunched and flesh twisted. The long beak of his face shrank, and his monstrous voice distorted.
"Arararrrrgh!" Ridley's spine straightened as his body began to shrink. Monstrous claws receded as his scaly flesh became soft and tender. "Rrrraarrrrrgh!"
Ridley's skull and jawline no longer resembled his old self in any way. Like a bald, disfigured human, his screams of draconic rage shifted into a more human lingual rage. "RRrrrrrragh! Rrrrraaaaammm! Rrrrrraaaaaaaammmusssss!"
"SAAAAAAAAMUUUUUUUUUSSSSSS!" The voice that screamed the bounty hunter's name distorted and cracked. A deep, gravelly growl that grew higher in timbre and pitch. Ridley's humanoid skull grew smooth, with high cheekbones and soft, light purple skin. The cute button nose and full, pouting lips he now sported were the furthest thing from his formerly monstrous visage.
"S-SAAAAAMUUUUUUSSSS!" Ridley's feminine voice screamed again. His torso slimmed, and then grew new curves. Slender, humanoid arms and legs met a torso with a round, pert, feminine hips and curvaceous ass, and a pair of breasts ballooned out from his torso. Round, bouncy F-cups that jiggled with every movement.
"SAMUS!" Ridley's rage changed tone as his, or her, yellow eyes turned their gaze on the bounty hunter. A cute bob of messy violet hair grew out of her formerly bald head. "YOU!"
"W-What?!" Samus asked. "What did I do?!"
"YOU!" Ridley's had shrunk with the rest of her. Slim and tipped with a spade, it looked as cute as the rest of her. Her new body gained clothes in the form of a black minidress and high-heeled ankle boots. A golden belt cinched around her narrow waist; it held a holster for a blaster pistol on one hip and a loop for an electro-whip on the other.
"Seriously, Ridly, what did I do?"
"You!" Ridley, now a full head shorter than Samus, puffed her cheeks in anger and stomped her feet. "Samus, you big meanie! You're always ruining my plans! I was gonna, be like, you're girlfriend for sure and stuff!"
"G-Girlfriend?!" The wheel now forgotten, Samus had no idea what it had done, or that it come to a stop on "Lighthearted Yuri." She had, by complete accident, made herself the protagonist of a re-genred universe in which she was the straightwoman protagonist, and her greatest rival Ridley was now a sexy and saucy space pirate that wanted nothing more than to steal her heart.
"Yes, I was gonna make you my girlfriend for sure this time!" Ridley crossed her arms in indignation. "But why do you always have to screw up my plans?"
Samus was dumbfounded. "I, uh...Ridley, I'm a bounty hunter. You're a space pirate."
"Yeah, so?"
"It's literally my job to screw up your plans."
Ridley paused. Gears turned in her head as a realization dawned on her. "Oh. Ohhhhhhhhhhh! I get it now!"
"You, uh, you get what?"
"Next time, I just need to come up with a plan that'll win your heart for sure!"
"Wait, what?" Samus remained as baffled as before. "But, Ridley, how do you expect me to--I mean, there are other ways to try than--"
"Other ways?" The ditzy space pirate asked. "Like, what?"
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