Konosuba: Succubus Shop - A fleeting glimpse of joy.
Unending BE - episode 1240671
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Kazuma opened his eyes to a bright, beautiful morning.
Yes it was indeed a beautiful day? The sun was shining, birds were singing, and Kazuma could feel it. Truly feel some goddamned relief after months of being stuck with blue balls!
The dream hadn’t been what he had expected, but the girl had been really cute if not exactly to his tastes. Then again he could always talk about that and maybe get another request! Oh yes he was going to request more from those lovely Succubi.
Getting dressed with a smile on his face and a skip in his step, he came down to the breakfast table where Megumin and Darkness were already there with their meals.
“Morning!” He said in a bright and cheery tone.
“Morning Kazu...ma?” Megumin said, tilting her head to the side. “Uh… are you OK Kazuma? Something’s off about you.”
“Never better Megumin!” He said, sitting down in front of him and slathering some jam on toast, nothing could spoil his day. He smiled at the two party members. They really were, at the very least, lovely ladies to look at. Megumin was really cute.. And Darkness had a body that men would drool over and women would covet. (Shame about her masochism. Kazuma made a mental note to request a dream about her with some less deviant content.)
“Er….” Megumin just stared at their party leader. Something really did seem off about him.
“He has the look of a man who has had a great weight lifted from him.” Darkness observed.
Kazuma just laughed brightly at this. “It’s just a great day, wouldn’t you say? Things are looking up for us!”
Megumin found herself recoiling from the pure sunshine and joy their normally cynical and sarcastic leader was spouting off.
“Well, we are a good portion through our debt….” Darkness said.
“Yup! We’ve got a nice place, good jobs, and I’m almost ready to level up!” Kazuma laughed again, “Anyways, I’m heading out for a bit. Be back in a few hours, tell me if you find any interesting jobs!” Kazuma then skipped out of the room,
“That was… kind of creepy.” Megumin said.
“I think it’s nice to see Kazuma in such good spirits.” Darkness said, “He’s usually far too stressed out for some reason.”
“GUYS!” It was at that point that Aqua barged into the room. “A demon broke into our house last night!”
There was a pause.
”What!?
Off into the city he went. No particular goal, just enjoying the day. Maybe he’d do a few minor delivery quests, there were always a few around. A few fetch quests for some pocket change sounded nice.
Humming a cheerful tune from an anime from back on earth, he walked down the street. He waved to some adventures he knew from the guild, and thought for a moment about saying hi to Wiz when…
“Is that Kazuma!?”
Kazuma’s vision was suddenly filled with the sight of two identical, very attractive women.
Blonde! Blue eyed! Big tits! Wearing tight blouses and skirts so short he could see almost every inch of those long legs!
“Come on Sis, he can’t really be the Kazuma.” The sister to left said.
“I think it is!” The one to right said.
“Er… um…” Kazuma stepped back for a second, “I am, uh… yeah Kazuma’s my name.”
“Really? So you’re the one who beat the Dullahan?” Right said.
“And who steals girl’s panties?” Left added.
“That was only twice!” Kazuma shouted in protest. Before blinking at the realization that someone had actually acknowledged some of his efforts. “Well, I helped defeat the Dullahan. But it was more of a team effort….” He admitted, blushing a little.
“Yeah but if it wasn’t for your amazing tactics they never would have won!” Left said, holding her hands under her chin and squealing. “Kyaaaa~ So cool!”
Right folded her arms, incidentally pushing her fantastic breasts up a little further. “Well, yeah I guess so. But really Sis, I hear he’s a big time pervert.”
Left let out a huff, “Oh come on, isn’t a little danger in a man exciting?” She leaned in closer to Kazuma, giving him a view down her cleavage.
“Ah… er… maybe?” Kazuma said, blushing.
Right giggled. “Well he looks pretty cute, wasn’t expecting a hero to be so flustered.”
“You don’t think he’s….” Left said, slipping into a whisper, “A virgin, do you?”
Kazuma stammered, his face redder than ever. “I mean... I just… I haven’t had time with adventuring and all for any dating!”
“Really? That’s too bad…” Left slipped to his side, “Well, I don’t see your party, are you free today Kazuma?”
Right took his other arm, “If so, how about we try out a date or two?”
Was this really happening? Were twin babes really coming on to him like this? Kazuma’s face split into the biggest grin imaginable. This was the best day ever! “Well.. ah… ladies… I do have a free day, I wouldn’t mind you two showing me the ropes for a date…”
Both sisters latched onto his arms, them between those fantastic breasts. “It’s a date then!” Left said.
“I know just the place, follow us Kazuma.” Right added.
In a slight daze, Kazuma was lead by the twins. They turned off the main road into a small side alley. Promises of a “great cafe” filled his ears. They traveled deep enough into the alley to not be visible by anybody in the main road.
Now, it would be mentioned that several months of adventuring had given Kazuma a significant danger sense. As such, he sensed the sudden aggression and even began to move to counter it.
However two simultaneous Sleep spells cast at point blank range by two Succubi was rather hard to dodge.
“Kazuma…”
Slowly awareness returned to him.
“Kazuma!”
“Yes… I’m… Kazuma…” he mumbled as consciousness returned. It didn’t take Kazuma long for the artificial drowsiness to be skane off as he realized three important things.
First, his location. He was in what appeared to be a fairly standard office. There was a desk, a leather chair, a couple smaller yet still comfortable chairs in front of said desk, with Kazuma himself in one of them. A generic fern in the corner and a window overlooking the city.
Second, he realized that he was tied up. Both arms tied up to the armrests and his legs tied together.
Third, he was wearing nothing but his boxers.
“What the hell!” He shouted.
That’s when the person who had been calling his name stepped into his vision. Or rather, the demon who had been calling his name.
She was a succubus, that much was obvious. Yet she was clearly different than the others he had seen thus far. She was far more modestly dressed, wearing a grey blouse and long skirt. Yet somehow that made her hotter. The hint of cleavage and the slightest hint of leg made his throat dryer then he had thought possible. Her long black hair was tied back in a broad, and she adjusted her glasses. (Glasses!) “Ah, you’re awake Kazuma Sato.”
“What the hell is going on here!?” He shouted at the woman, “Who are you!?”
A small smile formed on her face, “If you must know, I am the proprietor of the business you patronized last night.”
Kazuma tugged against the bonds, “Well that’s nice. But why on earth did you kidnap me!”
The Mistress sighed, sitting atop her desk, she crossed her legs in a way that caught his attention despite his anger. “Well, it’s simple really. I tend not to take clients who endanger my employees well.”
“...eh?” Kazuma said. “How did I do that?”
She leaned forward, tilting down her glasses. “Really? You invited a demon into a home a goddess is residing?”
“...err is that bad?” Kazuma said, “Wait… how the hell do you know that Aqua’s a goddess?”
“We picked it up from your surface memories when trying to decide on a dream.” She sniffed a little, “Plus to an experienced demon like myself picking up the smell of Divinity on you is easy. You some kind of divine champion?”
“...kind of? I’m stuck with her until I defeat the Demon King.” Kazuma admitted, “Err… is that a problem with you?”
She waved off the concern, “We don’t serve him. But, Kazuma, you didn’t think that maybe it might be a bit of a problem for us? Gods are basically the natural predators of demons.”
“That damn goddess is the reason I needed to use you guys in the first place!” Kazuma snapped.
“Regardless, I’m not going to send my girls to a place where they could get killed, or worse, prudeified.” She stood up, her skirt flaring up just enough to give the potential for showing her panties,yet not delivering. “You seem to be simply ignorant of the issue, so I’ll be lenient. I regret to inform you that we will not be accepting you as a client any longer.”
A silence followed as Kazuma processed this.
The silence passed, and he began to openly weep.
“Dammmmmnnniittt! You useless Goddess! You have to ruin everything without even trying don’t you! Now what am I going to do!”
After a few minutes of this, Mistress quietly coughed into her hand. “Ahem.” This little cough somehow made her breasts jiggle in her blouse.
“...what…?” The tear streaked face of Kazuma looked at her with dead eyes.
“I can see how this has… affected you. And to tell the truth, I feel for you. I try to make sure every one of our clients is happy. Perhaps if you wish to use our services you can simply… rent an inn room?”
“Can’t afford that..’ Kazuma muttered.
“But you have that huge mansion and some renown in this city, I thought…”
“Not our place. The owner lets us use it because we cleared out some ghosts.” He shook in his chair, “And the stupid city charged us for the damage that happened while fighting that dumbass Headless Horseman! I’m in massive debt!”
Pity crossed the Mistress’s face, “I see, and you’re stuck with that insane goddess during all this.”
A sniffle. “Yeah…”
A gentle, motherly smile formed. “Well, I guess that means you’ll need to find a way to earn more money, no?”
“I try! But there’s so much stupid hard quests and-”
“I can help with that, Kazuma.” Her wings flared out, and a strange grin formed on her face.
“...huh?” Why?” Kazuma asked, “I mean, you have tons of guys giving you business. Don’t see why I’m that special.”
“Oh but you are.” Mistress admitted. “Maybe not at first when you were just some random Adventurer, but you’ve made yourself special, Kazuma Sato.”
”I… have?”
“Indeed. To be frank, while we can work with lower level ones, a higher level adventurer like yourself is more profitable. You have more vitality we can safely siphon off, and your higher Level in turn gives more experience to my girls in general.” She reached behind her, and a burst of blue flame a pendant on a silver chain appeared. It was an abstract design of a silver arrow going down through a golden diamond. “So how about we do a little quid pro quo? I have here a magical pendant. It will reduce the damage you take by 50%.”
Kazuma’s jaw dropped at that. “How.. what… what’s the catch?”
“The damage reduction will only work on men.”
Right, can’t just hand it to Darkness and have the crazy masochist be more indestructible. Still.. “OK, I’ll take it!”
“Very good.” Mistress snapped her fingers and the ropes vanished. “Here you are…” Slowly she slipped the pendant over Kazuma’s head, pushing her chest against the face in the process. “Now then, your clothes are just outside. I hope we can have a profitable relationship.”
“O-of course!” Red faced Kazuma stumbled out of her office.
As soon as the door shut behind him, the Mistress vaulted over her desk into the comfortable leather chair. Turning it around, she faced the city. “Ah… that naivety is rather cute.”
Now she may have mostly harmless intentions, but do not forget that she’s still a demon. Any deal with them will have a downside.
Now, she didn’t lie. Heaven’s no, demons rarely lie. Much more worthwhile to trick with the truth. If Kazuma had pressed on the “catch” she would have answered honestly. But he didn’t, and accepted the gender lock as the only issue.
Which, of course, it wasn’t.
It was how the pendant worked in the first place. It was, after all, a magic item made by a high level succubus. It took the energy that would have gone into that 50% of Kazuma’s HP damage, and instead converted it into Lust energy. Every time he gets hit, he’ll have a bit more lust in him. The more and more time people spend around him, the more it will spread.
Ah, and the best part was that no matter how he gives in she’ll win! If he manages to get some real sex, one of her girls will be there to suck up all the excess power burned off by the pair. And if he uses her services, they can drain the pendant dry to get even more energy than usual! It was perfect.
Plus, if she was lucky, Kazuma would manage to scare off that nasty Goddess with his new horndog nature.
- *Back at the mansion, the other party members are trying to find the demon.
- Kazuma finds a quest for them to take.
- Oh no! It’s the Destroyer!
- Actually that happens just like canon, let’s move to the aftermath of that fight.
- Something Else.
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Tritan
Tue Apr 11 03:12:52 2017
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