...she had a rare skin condition that made her break out in hives when she wore clothing. She had just won a lengthy court case under the Americans With Disabilities Act that allowed her to go out in public without clothing (it had gone clear to the Supreme Court, where she had been subjected to a rather rude line of questioning from Justice Clarence Thomas, but in return for the dropping of impeachment proceedings against Thomas in Congress, the other justices had voted in her favor). This was her first public excursion since her victory, and it had not gone well, obviously. Of course, now the crowd around her no longer remembered why they had gathered, since she had now "never" lost her clothes on a public street, much less had her breasts grow before their eyes (since her breasts had "always" been that big). All they knew was that she had fainted while carrying that odd device that looked like a remote, so a good percentage of their cause for concern (and for arousal) was gone. Which left them not too concerned, but still pretty aroused. Could mean trouble (and perhaps another court case for Sharon to have to fight)...
Fri Feb 2 15:50:12 2001