After Sid does the dumpster lady

Unending BE - episode 125423

After Sid had sated his lust, he noticed two things. First, that a woman who used to be a dumpster is about as responsive as an inflatable doll. Second, that the remote was gone. He noticed that when he decided to turn the woman back into a dumpster and couldn't find it. Immediately, all remaining sexual thoughts vanished from his mind as he frantically groped around the dark alley looking for it. Finally he succeeded.

Sighing with relief, Sid used the remote to clean himself up and redress himself in some spiffier threads. (Not too spiffy, as he favored the "rumpled day old clothing look." But spiffier than Early Street Person.) Then...

"Oh yeah," he said. "The woman." He turned around to zap her back into a dumpster, but found...

1. *the woman looking at him, and somewhat more intelligently, at that. "Thank you," she said. "I was under a spell cast by an evil Author that transformed me into a dumpster until such time as I encountered a man who really loved me. Your own magic restored my form, and now your loving has restored my mind. My name is Ashe Cahn. Who are you, my hero?"

2. that the woman had wandered off. Should I go after her? Sid thought, or go about my own business?

3. *the air about her shimmering strangely. Before his very eyes, she seemed to spontaneously turn back into a dumpster. Then it disappeared...

4. something unexpected.

Tue Mar 13 15:02:53 2001

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