Janice was a bit rattled by the surprised arrival of the Avengers ladies. They were all there.
Wanda in the back attempting to be non confrontational. Jennifer holding a large amounts of shopping bags and dried tears on her cheeks. Tasha looking bored by the whole situation.
Then there was Janet, "Do I need to speak with your manger?"
"No need," Suzy arrived with Mitzi, Dee Dee, and Brenda in tow, "We are here to help each of you lovely ladies feel beautiful beyond your wildest dreams."
Suzy ensured that she went over each Avengers' different make over: Janet the vain super model, Wanda the perfect house wife, Natasha turned Tasha the seductive escort, and Jennifer the salon bitch to be.
"How can we all help you today?" Suzy took Jennifer away to her room. Mitzi helped guide Janet away from the terrified receptionist. Dee Dee spoke with Tasha, complementing her fashion choices. Brenda knew what she had to continue with Wanda after Janice informed her on what she'd accomplished thus far.
***
They clashed. Blade against blunt object. Blow for blow, parry for parry, strike for strike, they fought like elegant ballerinas.
Elektra side swiped, turned dodged, high kicked, and reset her stance, "Damn, who taught you how to fight?"
Felatio played with her opponent, not applying too much force, giving quick strikes, always keeping a chosen distance as she giggled, "I'll never tell."
Elektra went in for a killing blow but only found pieces of clothing had been torn by her sai, "Damn, how'd I?"
Felatio circled around, skipping as she did so, "Ruin my suit? I let you, only because some cuts are sexy." She licked her lips as she did a somersault over Elektra.
Elektra slowly grew tired of this battle, "Your skills are formidable, but you will not win this day."
"That's either end the fight talk or running away talk, both of which I won't allow. Not until you've at least heard my proposal." Felatio mewed.
Elektra attempted a final lung only to make the fatal mistake of finding the business end of Felatio's stun baton. She was out like a light. Felatio sighed, "Guess your joining the Holes for Hire the hard way. To the New U Salon you go, dear..."
***
The two telepaths met the Man Without Fear within the abandoned Fogwell's Gym. Emma felt a bit disgusted, "Could of chosen a nicer decor..."
"What? Don't like my office," Daredevil smiled impishly.
"It will work, until you trust us enough to speak without that mask." Jean pointed towards his horns.
Old Hornhead smiled once more, "That may happen one day, Red." he only knew Jean was a red head after speaking with Wolverine the few times they teamed up against the Hand.
Helped convince people he wasn't a blind man under the mask. He could hear Jean's heart flutter a little, "You, uh, said you've been building a, um, case of some sort..."
"Yes I have. Multiple people within New York City have claimed to be missing persons until they reappear with dramatic alterations to both their body and their personality. Some even end up as completely different people. I've gathered some notes form SHIELD contacts on the matter and have been working closely with the investigation team within Alias Investigations, whose under new management and a new name, and the people within Nelson and Murdock." Daredevil handed over the SHIELD files.
Emma and Jean began looking through the SHIELD files, "This is matching up with what has happened with Kitty. A short disappearance, a return with a new personality, along with... body modifications."
"The only connections thus far is a majority of the victims are female and have dramatic increases in sexual desires, some going so far as entering into prostitution. My investigators can make potential connections to under world figures interested in a new stable of prostitutes, but none of them have the power or ability to manufacture such dramatic changes at such a dramatic rate. Especially considering some changes neither benefit themselves or make any sense." Old Hornhead speculated.
"That's what we were concerned with as well. The changes to our teammate gives our enemies no outstanding benefit. It was just plain... weird..." Jean admitted.
"I was hoping a fresh pair of eyes can help me see something I'm missing. Perhaps if you spoke to my contacts at Nelson and Murdock. They have all of Jessica Jones' notes and information she gained while she was still investigating this matter..." Daredevil suggested.
"What happened to Jessica?" Jean asked.
"One of the latest victims. More focused on being sexually promiscuous and driving her husband wild than any of her actual work. Not the worst case I've encountered, but still..." Daredevil frowned.
"Fair, thank you for your help, fearless one. How might we keep in touch?" Emma asked.
"Oh, I'll find a way. Worst thing you can do is stay in contact with Matt Murdock. He has a way of pointing me towards trouble." Daredevil disappeared into the dark to race back to his office and change into his lawyer suit in preparation for the arriving mutants.
Jean put the files under her arm, "Guess we're headed to Nelson and Murdock's..."
***
The Brotherhood were having a meeting, "Order, order, I know things have been weird since Magneto disappeared and Xavier died. The big figure heads going up in spoke leave us all feeling misplaced. But we need neither of them to help continue our struggle..." Mystique began her speech. Blob and Toad nodded their heads. Lady Deathstrike appeared bored, only joining because Mystique promised another chance at Wolverine. Lady Mastermind interrupted, "Hey, Raven, we got a package at the door."
Lady Mastermind was holding a big pink box, Raven scowled, "Don't open it, you idiot, it could be a..." Toad had already taken off the ribbon, opening the package. A pink knock out gas was released. "Trap..." Mystique finished as she was hit by a fit of giggles. The Brotherhood members assembled all fell into similar fits of giggles, collapsing into the ground.
Yummi with a gas mask led a team of PMCs wearing gas masks to collect the villains into a New U Salon van, "Cotton Tail to Mamma Bird, Cotton Tail to Mamma Bird, the snake has been caught. I repeat the snake has been caught."
Janice, the salon's receptionist, responded, "Mamma Bird confirms. Good catch, good catch. Return to base and put targets on ice. Hunters 1-4 are currently going through some avenging. Base full until further notice. Can start ahead in the back."
"Ten four, Cotton Tail out," Yummi smiled as the Brotherhood were packed in the back of the van. Guess the Avengers were getting their finishing touches and the Brotherhood were going to soon serve the High Class Ladies of the X-Manor.
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