ARC-LCF: Remote

Unending BE - episode 1255287

(Originally from writing.com)

My calculations at the time had been way off. I mean... it was a remote control. I naturally thought as with a TV remote it would have a Reverse/Rewind button, but alas it turned out not to be that way. Who the hell puts small print on the back in such small lettering that you can only see it with a magnifying glass. And as if using the remote wasn't a bad enough decision those three long weeks ago, I compounded it by deciding to use it on...

1. *...my mother Lindsey.
2. *...my girlfriend.
3. *...my neighbor.
4. *...my aunt.
5. *...a passerby in the street.
6. Someone Else

Mon Jun 19 10:42:31 2017

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