U.A. Academy was a proud institution that trained the greatest superheroes of all time. Recently, attacks for the newly resurrected League of Villains had drawn public scrutiny to the academy's ability to protect its own students. For security purposes, U.A. moved its youngest students into newly-built dorms.
It was tough for many of the students to be thrown into such close quarters suddenly. But they managed to form little friend groups. One such group was Denki, Sero, and Mineta. The three hormone-addled boys loved to gossip about the girls. Sero was surprisingly popular (for a guy with tape-dispenser's for arms) and the electric-powered Denki had passing friendships with Mina and Jiro, but Mineta was an infamous pervert and wasn't liked by anybody else in the class. Maybe that was why the little glue-slinging midget tried so hard to impress the other two with his supposedly deep knowledge of sex.
Tonight they were watching a soft-core movie that Mineta had torrented and pigging out on junk food. Mineta was emptying out his third box of crackerjacks when a gaudy looking ring fell out.
“Sweet! A prize!” Mineta immediately put it on his finger. He had no idea that the Ring of Truth had made it's way onto his hand.
“So what's supposed to be this chick's deal?” Sero referred to the movie. “She's a librarian but she's secretly a dildo collector?”
“Aw, man, if only girls like that were real.” Denki whined.
“There are totally girls like that.” Mineta cut in. “Lots of smarts girls turn out to be perverts. In fact, smart girls are more likely to be huge perverts.”
“Yeah, right.” Sero rolled his eyes. “If that was true, Yaoyorozu would be king pervert.”
Sero was referring to Momo Yaoyorozu, the princess of U.A. Class A. Not only did the beautiful and busty Momo have an amazing quirk – the ability to create anything she could imagine, even complicated technology – but she was a top student, served as class representative, and came from a rich family. Denki, Sero, and Mineta only a few of her many admirers.
“Welllll...” Mineta grinned as he thought of a white lie that would impress his friends. “She really is. At least, according to my sources.”
“What?!”
“No way!”
Mineta's brain furiously shoveled bullshit. “It's all one hundred percent Yaomomo is...”
Mon Aug 20 00:40:03 2018