(Originally on writing.com)
It has been a decade since your misadventures with the remote. You are now 27, and still have breasts and a vagina that do not match the rest of your otherwise hairy male body. Emily is now 20, yet still has a 6'4" male body from the neck down. You both dig up the remote and see that it is still intact.
"It seems like this remote is still working," you say.
"Those must be some really good long-lasting batteries," Emily says.
What has happened to you and Emily during the past two years?
Tue Sep 05 10:46:25 2017