UY Splitter - Sakura's Mind vs her Heart. (And other body parts.)

Unending BE - episode 1285220

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It was the gradually rising sun that woke Sakura. The light, once constantly causing her painful migraines now simply a pleasant warmth to bring her back from the land of dreams. She sat up, stretching her limbs and yawning. This caused her blanket to fall off her chest revealing to any that would have been in the room that she was naked.

“...oh right. Damn it.” She muttered. Her “Fake Date” had ended last night, well beyond any reason. A fake date would not end with a long lingering kiss at the gates. A fake date would not end with her holding Ataru’s hands all the way to her home. A fake date would not end with her inviting Ataru in for some tea.

And Sakura may not have dated a ton, but she was pretty sure that Fake Dates did not end with her stripping herself naked and riding Ataru’s dick for what felt like an eternity until she passed out from mutiple orgasms. Getting out of bed confirmed that her body was drenched with sweat and other bodily fluids, a lot of them not her own. Opening her closet she pulled on a bathrobe, no need for too much modesty around the young man by this point, and opened the door to head towards the kitchen. “Ataru?”

And froze at the sight just outside her room. Some kind of strange, hideous evil spirit was struggling against the dozens of talismans pinning it to her wall. It’s many eyes locked with hers, “Date… ruin… must… ruin… date! DATE!”

“Sensei? Ataru peered into the hall from her kitchen. He had an apron on, and Sakura could smell pancakes and sausage.

“Ataru… is… that…”

“A date ruining evil spirit? I think so.” Ataru said, “After you passed out last night I found it by your phone. It, uh… was trying to call that Tsubame idiot.”

Oh yes, calling her ex-fiance and revealing her post-cotius state would ruin that date quite wonderfully. (It should be noted that Sakura did not notice that she had mentally classified Tsubame as her “ex-fiance” yet.) “So you pinned it to a wall.”

“WHY DATE END WELL! MUST RUIN DATE!”

“I don’t have the strength to banish it yet.” Ataru shrugged, “He won’t shut up though, and the talismans keep falling off his mouth.”

“Right then.” Sakura reached back to her room and picked up the Gohei. “You just keep making breakfast, I’ll banish this.”

“OK Sensei!” Ataru said, and a pleasant shiver ran up Sakura’s back. Right, he had shouted ‘Sensei’ when he came. That was nice.

It was pretty easy to tell which plate was hers, namely the one that had quadruple the pancakes and sausage. Sakura had to admit, it had been a long time since she’d had a nice filling breakfast. Most of the time Cherry would try and snatch it, but today…

“I locked that creepy monk outside.” Ataru said.

Amazing, he usually snuck in before Sakura was awake. How had this foolish boy became…

Oh. Wait. He had become so amazing because this weird split off of Ataru had created his entire persona to appeal to her. Or, at least, that was the theory. Sakura didn’t know if it was true, but the fact that the normally casually thoughtless Ataru was being so… so perfect.

“Ataru.” She said, after finishing the dozen pancakes on her plate.

“Yes?” He said, giving her that eager smile. A smile so cute and that she loved

Which was the problem! She was a priestess! An expert exorcist! If he was manipulating her, twisting his personality to make him the perfect man for her… she would not fall for it!

Even if her heart was aching over it! Her pride would not allow it.

“You did good catching that Date Ruining evil spirit.” She said. And his expression brightened! Oh it was so cute! “But I don’t think we should go to such extremes again, it’s unbecoming of a teacher-student relationship.”

There it was, the crestfallen misery. “Take it back!” her heart screamed ”Tell him you love him and hold him and kiss him and love him forever!”

”Also, take off that robe and tell him to fuck you on the table!” her genitals added.

Note to self, get a vibrator the size of Ataru’s dick. She was quite familiar with it’s length and girth by now.

“Err…I know you care about me. I know that the… other Ataru’s are trying to find someone too. Guessing you can’t all just share Lum eh?” She gave him what tried to look like a reassuring smile. “I’ll still teach you how to handle spirits of course.”

“Well yeah! That’s the main thing Sensei.” Ataru said, though he looked a little sad still.

”Of course he looks sad! You broke his heart! He’ll never love again!”

“You probably broke his dick too. No woman will compare after what you did last night!”

“Will you two shut up!” She mentally shouted to her heart and genitals.

“Right then. So we’ll resume training tomorrow. I think it might be best for after… last night. To have a little distance between us before we start working together again.”

“Probably a good idea Sensei.” Ataru said hollowly, and her heart stayed quiet like she had asked but it was shuddering.

“Ataru, I’m sorry but I-”

“Nah!” He laughed it off, “You’re not the first lady to reject me, won’t be the last.”

“OK then.” Sakura stood up, “Uh, do you want to take a bath-”

“You first, I’ll clean up after breakfast and then get cleaned up myself.” Ataru said.

“Thank you.” Sakura bowed, and headed off to the bathroom.

Once she was out of earshot Ataru’s expression shifted from his bittersweet bravado to outright panic. “Oh god! No no no this is bad!” He ran over to the telephone. Which “brother” would be the safest to call? “Hello operator? It’d like to make a collect call to Neptune!”

Dial tone.. Come on… answer… answer…

”Why the hell are you making an interplanetary collect call!?” Ataru Number Seven shouted out from the receiver.

“Oh come on I couldn’t just shove that crazy long distance bill on Sakura!”

”Sakura? Wow amazing, you’re at her place Four?”

“Yes but she dumped me this morning!” He shrieked, “I’m just a one night stand!”

”Oh what’s this about Ataru?”

“Oyuki!?” Ataru said, “Err… loook.. Um.”

”Oh don’t worry Ataru Number 4. I know all about how you and the rest of the split off Ataru’s are molding yourselves into the perfect mates for the women you wish to be with.”

“Err… you do? And you’re with Seven anyways?” He asked.

”Why not? He’s the perfect man for me, even if he deliberately made himself that way. Most people never find the perfect mate and have to compromise. I’d be foolish to refuse such a prize.” Oyuki explained in her usual cool rational voice, ”Though I understand that others may not see it that way so I will not reveal your plans to the other women.”

“Did Sakura throw you out?” Seven asked.

“N-no. Sensei still wants to teach me…” Ataru said.

”Oh? And do you want to learn? Or is this just a step to seducing her?” Oyuki asked.

“What!? Of course I do! Sensei’s amazing! Her powers are really awesome and I totally want to work with her!” Ataru’s temper flared, how dare she imply something like that! “Also I totally already seduced her. If I wanted to just get into her pants I’d be gone already!”

”Interesting. So in other words, you don’t just put on an act, you deliberately altered your desires and consciousness to make yourself the perfect man for her.”

“Anyway, look Four, if she’ll still teach you then you still have an in. And the rest of us will be here for you. We’re all in this together, Ataru will have our harem no matter what.”

“T-thanks Seven.” Ataru said, “See you later.” He hung up.

“My I guess not everybody is having it go so smoothly like you.” Oyuki said, hanging up the phone.

“I hope Four can pull through…” Ataru said.

“Well if he fails could he not imprint on another woman?”

Ataru glared at her, “That would be really painful. It’d basically be like him killing himself to reincarnate.”

“Last resort then.” Oyuki mused, “He had really poor timing about calling us for advice overall though.”

“Yeah, my hands are a bit busy right now.” Ataru joked.

And by that, it was how he was currently naked, suspended over Oyuki’s bed by four ice pillars, each one holding a hand or foot in place. Oyuki was similarly naked, positioned over Ataru’s waist.

“Right then.” Oyuki straddled him, “My dear Ataru.” She ever so slowly lowered herself onto his hot, hot dick, “Let’s continue where we left off.”

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Tritan

Mon Dec 04 05:15:55 2017

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