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“You got him in school already?” Hinako said.

“Of course, I knew we’d be staying here for a while.” Genma said, “I hear you’re working there too?”

“Oh yes. I’m even Akane’s homeroom teacher.” Hinako said.

As if on cue Akane and Nabiki came down the stairs in their school uniform. Ranma was a bit behind them.

“Oh good you’re here Ranma, you can come with us.” Hinako said.

“Huh?” All three teens said at once.

“I signed you up for school boy. Same one your two potential fiancees are going to.”

“How the hell did you get that done overnight?!” Ranma said.

“I signed you up the moment you got out of Middle School boy, knew we’d be coming here.” Genma said.

Ranma stared at his father in shock. Forethought. Planning ahead. Is this what a father looked like?

“I mean, if I hadn’t I’d have to deal with you all day!” Genma laughed.

Nevermind.

“Come on Ranma, I’ll lead the way!” Hinako said, tugging at his sleeve and looking more like an elementary school student showing him where a cool frog was instead of an adult trying to guide him.

“Why you?” Ranma asked.

“She’s a teacher. She works at Furinkan High.” Nabiki said.

“Wow really?” Having a teacher as a parent at school? Imagine all the crazy stuff they must be able to get away with! Wait, “Really? How the hell does anybody listen to her?”

“Humph I’ll have you know I’m a very popular teacher Mr. Saotome! Just you watch!” She declared. Ranma would find that a lot more believable if she wasn't running around like an airplane.

And making the relevant noises.

And Nabiki picking her up and giving her a piggyback ride, with Hinako declaring “Forward, loyal steed!” dramatically.

Respected and popular teacher huh? Yeah, sure! Her classes must count as free periods! No way would she be able to get a rowdy class under control!

Ranma had yet to learn that tempting fate in such a blatant manner was bad for the mind, body and soul. He'd learn. Oh, how he'd learn. Fortunately he had a really good teacher to make sure he learned quickly.

“So, err, about the whole engagement thing?” Ranma asked, the four of them walking to school, well Hinako was still on Nabiki’s shoulders.

“What’s there to do? Just don’t bring it up.” Nabiki said.

“Awww Nabiki, can’t you say you’re dating him?” Hinako said, “Both you and Akane, it would really solve all your problems.”

“I think it’d make my problems worse.” Akane grumbled.

“Should a mother really be telling both his daughters to date the same guy?” Ranma asked.

“Humph! I’m not telling you to marry them, just date them to decide which one you want to marry the most!” She began sucking on a lollipop. Where did she even - Oh. Her handbag was full of lollipops. No books, no makeup or money or anything like that. Only sweets. "That's a responsible motherly thing to do! Right girls?"

The awkward silence that followed, well, it gave a better answer than words could. “Mom… it’s not like we don’t… er… want to make you unhappy. But this whole arranged marriage thing…” Akane said. The entire time she was talking, Hinako was leaning in closer and closer, her eyes seemingly getting bigger and bigger the longer Akane talked.

“Uuuu… you… you hate it?” Hinako said, tears welling up in her eyes, “I just thought you’d be happy with continuing our School’s legacy! You all love our family so much… I thought… I thought...”

“No no no!” Akane and Nabiki both said at once, “We’d love to continue the whole… Legacy!” Nabiki said.

“Yeah Mom, we just, it’s a surprise you know?” Akane said.

“...who’s the parent here?” Ranma asked.

Nabiki took out a handkerchief and wiped away the tears on her mother’s face. “L-look, you know how Akane’s dating situation is. Maybe we could set something up and then once she-”

“Akane’s dating situation?” Ranma asked. "Funny,she doesn't strike me as the dating type."

Akane glared at Ranma. “Excuse me? I can date whoever and whatever I want! It’s not my fault a bunch of annoying idiots have stopped me!”

Annoying idiots? Ah... Ranma had a lifetime of experience with his father. This rather raised the bar of what he would consider an 'annoying idiot'. He was kind of used to other people overselling it a little. “Ah, what, is there just some guy who asks you out even if you say no?”

“Akane! Please go out with me!”

“I love you!”

“This is our final battle, today I shall win your heart!”

“Tendogoyensatsu!”

Well, that was an interesting sight. OK, maybe Akane was right about “Annoying idiots.” Seeing a group of boys with improvised weapons and a smattering of martial artists all charge her at once, while simultaneously asking her out. Akane had, of course, just drained the lot of them, leading to a crumpled pile of leaves in the shape of men on the ground.

But then from the bushes a second group popped out. “Now! She’s drained them and is full! For our love!!”

“Oh wow, they’re learning tactics.” Nabiki commented.

“Can you… get full on energy?” Ranma asked.

“Tendogoyensatsu!”

“No. You can not.” Hinako said. Strangely, she looked a lot more serious. In fact, she looked straight up pissed at the crumpled up boys.

“Ah, such a boorish lot.” Rather than a group, a single boy walked out from behind a tree. “You’re in fine form today, Akane Tendo.” At those words his eyes scanned up and down.

Ranma himself kind of could understand that. Hell, he himself couldn't resist a good look. Akane was transformed. And all of a sudden her modest school uniform was anything but. The blouse straining against her swelling chest, and her long legs stretching out from the now too short skirt.

“These fools think they have a-” Akane held up her coin, but “A-ha!” He thrust his wooden sword forward. Despite the distance, Ranma saw the gust of wind being thrown out by his attack! The coin was blown out of Akane’s hand. “Today I shall not fall with such ease.” OK that was kind of impressive.

Hinako was twitching. “Nabiki, we gotta get Ranma to class on time..”

“Mom…” Nabiki whined.

“Please Nabiki…?” Out came the puppy eyes.

“Ugg… fine.” Nabiki sighed.

“Your patheticness continues to astound me Kuno. A smug boy like you… isn’t worth licking my shoes.” Akane said. Several of the drained idiots whimpered, showing that they’d really like to lick them. Even Ranma suddenly found himself licking his lips.

“No matter. I shall prove my worthiness to you, I stri-”

“Tendogoyensatsu.” Nabiki said, holding up a coin, and in a flash Kuno was flat on the ground and Nabiki was… smaller?

Ranma gawked at Nabiki. She had lost a fair amount of height. By his guess she was a centimeter or two shorter than his cursed girl-body. Yet, also like his girl body, not much else about her was little. Stacked breasts, wide hips. A classic hourglass figure that even her baggy uniform couldn’t hide. And then she looked up, and Ranma saw her eyes shining with purity and innocence. “Are you OK sister?” Nabiki asked. Her voice was like syrup with a heaping spoonful of icing sugar mixed into it.

Ranma gulped, his arms and legs twitched. The sight of that small, cute, yet very mature figured, girl… I must protect her from all the terrible things in the world. That was his primary thought.

“I’m fine Nabiki.” Akane said, “Thanks for helping with Kuno I just- Move!” Akane shouted, and grabbed Nabiki into her arms and jumped, just in time for an explosion!

“What the hell!?” Ranma said,

“Oh no. I should have known he’d jump in if I had Nabiki help.” Hinako said.

“Now now Mrs. Tendo. You know the rules, no teacher interference in extracurricular activity.” The smoke cleared, and Ranma, Akane, and the trembling Nabiki saw who their opponent was.

“....why did a tourist throw a bomb at you two?” Ranma asked incredulously. The man before them was absurdly tanned. He was wearing sunglasses and the tackiest hawaiian shirt Ranma had ever seen. Also there was what looked like a palm tree growing out of his head.

“This is sexual harassment!” Hinako protested. “And I didn’t interfere, Ms. Nabiki did!”

Palm-tree Head laughed, “Now now, she’s not at risk of not graduating, no?”

“I’m only at risk for not graduating because you said that anybody who can’t swim can’t graduate without extra credit.” Akane said flatly.

Nabiki, meanwhile, had gotten out a marker and was doodling on the face of the boy she had drained. “Upperclassman Kuno is a big meanie.” She said. “Just because his dad’s the principal he thinks he can get Akane to date him with this.”

Wait, this guy was the principal!? And that bokken boy’s dad!?

“Also, your flagrant flaunting of the haircut rules serves as a baaaadd example to students Mrs. Tendo.” The principal said, whipping out a pair of shears, “So how about you let me give you a nice bowlcut and I’ll forgive you eh?”

“Happogoyensatsu!” Hinako shouted, but the Principal jumped up into the air out of the way. “Move!” She shouted, and the four jumped out of the thrown hair combs embedding into the ground.

“Kyaaaa!” Nabiki shouted, the principal had landed next to her her, a pair of shears over her adorable haircut! “Mother!”

“Nabiki!”

“Your mommy a bad teacher lil’ Nabs.” The principal said, “A nice good haircut should-”

Ranma kneed the idiot in the face. Then Akane grabbed him and suplexed him head first into the ground, and Hinako drained him.

“Waaahhhh!” Nabiki sobbed, latching onto Ranma’s chest. “I was so scared!”

Ranma’s face turned red. He could feel Nabiki’s chest pressing against his body, and the urge to hug her, tell her everything was going to be OK was strong. Oh and then pull her up and wipe those tears away and kiss her and-

“Well I’m glad to see you’re getting along with your potential fiance now Nabiki.” Hinako said.

“He was like a hero…” Nabiki said, her eyes sparkling. “You were so cool Ranma! Jumping in with that mean jerk! O-oh and then Akane and Mother helped.”

“But remember Nabiki, you need to go to class. Thank Ranma later.”

A sad nod, Nabiki stepped away from hugging Ranma, before in a bold move leaned forward and kissed him on the cheek. “See you at lunch time!” She said, grabbing the younger idiot by the hair and dragging him with her to her class.

“Oh? Nabiki interest you?” Ranma suddenly found Akane up in his face too. “My, I guess you might like… that sort.”

“Err… umm…” Ranma gulped.

A hand on his chest, “But remember Ranma, even if Nabiki does her cute little act... You’re still my pet. I claimed you in the dojo.” She whispered to him.

“Miss Tendo, you need to head to class with Mr. Saotome now.” Hinako said, now an adult and looking even more serious.

“Huh…?” Ranma squeaked out.

“When we’re at school, she’s ‘Mrs. Tendo’, our English and my homeroom teacher, not our mother.” Akane explained, “Well come on Ranma, let’s introduce you to my classmates~”

Awareness returned to Tatewaki Kuno, after being defeated by the mighty, the beautiful, the powerful Akane Tendo obviously. She must have had another coin in reserve or something.

“Ah, good afternoon Kuno.” The sweet voice of Nabiki Tendo filled his ears.

Ah, it would seem the demon that possessed the angel had been forced to reveal the true Nabiki today. A rare treat. Compared to the sharp, cruel wicked False Nabiki. The gentle smile of the True Nabiki inspired Kuno to new heights.

Her amazing chest inspired Kuno to new heights in other ways too. “Ah it is good to see you as well Nabiki Tendo. How was the match today.”

“I’m sorry, but Mother asked me to drain you. Because she needed to get Ranma to school and you were in the way.” Nabiki said in an apologetic tone.

Ah. So it had not been Akane who had defeated him, but Nabiki. Still, he could not be too mad. An opportunity to speak to the True Nabiki was worth today’s loss, since not every day anew student would- “Ranma? Who is that?”

A blush formed on the maidens face! How strange.

“He’s… he’s… err… he’s the man I’m going to marry!” she shouted, face reddening.

“OK everyone.” Hinako said, “This is Ranma Saotome. He just got here from China, so say hi to him!” The class said “hello” to him. “Now, Mr. Saotome, would you like to introduce yourself?”

Before Ranma could answer that, a student stood. “I think I can.” Akane said, saunting over to the front of the classroom, catching everybody’s eyes.

“Miss Tendo, please return to your seat, Ranma can introduce-”

Akane put her hands on Ranma’s shoulders, “Didn’t you want this, Mother?” The class gasped. This was the first time Akane had ever called their teacher “Mother” while at school!

“Ranma here is my pet fiance.” Akane said, and the crowd gasped again.

“P-pet!?” Ranma protested, “I never agreed to either of those - mmphtph!” His protest was silenced by Akane grabbing the back of his head and forcing him into a deep kiss. Once they parted, his eyes were glazed over.

“Your permission was never needed.” Akane cooed.

"Buh." Ranma said, summoning the very depths of his available intellect.

“Miss Tendo! Buckets!” Hinako shouted, “No flagrant PDA in class!”

A sigh, “Yes Mrs. Tendo.”

“I’m sorry but you too Mr. Saotome.”

“Buh?” Ranma said, but Akane was dragging him out of the room.

The plate shattered onto the ground

Genma looked up from his Shogi game with Soun. “Err, Kasumi?”

“Are you OK daughter?” Soun asked.

“Oh, I’m fine father.” Kasumi said, “I’m just feeling like…” She fingered a coin she kept in her pocket. “Need to do something.”

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Mon Dec 25 07:58:13 2017

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