Cochs looked about the nearly deserted wreck of a restaurant. One phone call, and the WeFixAllProblems.org crew would be airlifted out to put everything right. But, with no one about to overhear him, he made another phone call first.
"You have reached Henchco, a conglomerate of services specifically related the needs of villains of all kinds. Ask about our easy payment plans. Press One if you wish to talk with Human Resources about being a villain's Henchman. Press Two to talk with Placement about hiring a crew of Henchmen. Press Three to talk with...
"...eight to talk with Revenge Services about meddling heroes. Press-"
"Finally!" Cochs said, pressing eight.
"A representative will be with you shortly. Estimated waiting time is-"
"Hello! This is your Hencho Revenge Services representative Irish," the voice said with an Indian accent.
"Listen! I not only know where Josie and the Pussycats is, but they are legally required to do as I tell them. I am willing to let any villain tell me what I should tell them to do...for the appropriate price."
"Hmm, according to the file I have in our computers, there has not been many who have shown an interest in taking revenge on this...girl band(?)
"I'm looking at their image files. Say, I would not mind taking a little "revenge". That platinum blonde is very attractive to the eye!
"I will transfer you to villains' R and R. I am sure there are some who would like in the meeting of beautiful girls who cannot meddle in their plans because they won't be planning anything but a little outing."
Thu Aug 02 18:48:56 2018