Having taken a different route from usual, Ranma landed in the side yard that the Tendo shoji doors were usually open to. Akane's nude boobs jounced down and the pigtailed girl moved them aside while they still dangling and swinging to see who was in the family room.
"Tendo!" the girl pet cried happily. As graceful as an aerial acrobat, she went mittens first down, moving her hips and using her thighs to maintain a hold as she descended along the shorter girl body from her shoulders and towards the ground.
But when she spotted her dad, she quickly contorted herself around the redhead and hid behind her, cowering in a ball on her knee pads and mittens.
"Oh, no you don't!" Ranma told her, shortening her hold on the leash attached to her harness. "I wouldn't even be facing that demon head of his if you hadn't decided to be turned into a,a Maine Coon c.c.... A Girl Pet!"
Soun Tendo heard the Boy speaking suddenly in a loud enough soprano voice to take his attention away from his newspaper. "Ranma? ...What is that behind you?" He had an uncomfortable feeling that it may be Shampoo. The immodest amazon had been known to be nude around Saotome's son.
"Aw; Geez; Man! Why can't I be as good at talkin' as I am at fightin'!? I shoulda planned on what to say!" she cursed herself under her faster breathing. She didn't have no time! He HADDA recognize his youngest daughter soon! What could she say that would make this any better: "Me and Akane are married!!"
Soun was on his feet, overjoyed. "Kasumi! Nabiki! Genma!"
"No! No! No!! You haven't heard HOW we got married!!" Ranma's hands furiously waved him away from the announcement.
"Did it involve Shampoo losing a challenge?" Mr. Tendo stepped off the veranda and towards his son-in-law. "Is that why she's nake...."
Akane peeked her head out from behind Ranma.
"A,A, Akane?.?." It was his daughter that lost the challenge?? But why would the amazon then want Akane to marry Ranma??
"Dad?" she said timidly.
Her dad frowned, his parental righteousness filled his battle aura, "Akane Mai Tendo - Get some clothes on!!"
She ducked behind Ranma again.
The Demon's Head technique came out that always frightened the the "fearless" Ranma Saotome, guy or girl. "You could not wait for the honeymoon!!?! Your chaos cost my daughter her clothes!!?! You paraded Akane NAKED for public ridicule!!?!"
The redhead stumbled backwards, bumped into the naked and trembling Akane and just managed to somersault over her. Then it was her turn to hide behind a body. "It ain't nothing like what you think! Honest to all my honor!!"
The Demon Head now loomed over the martial artist. "Honor!!?! My Baby Girl is dishonored by being forced to be naked and you talk of honor!!?!"
Akane was so frightened, now, and yet protective of her owner, that she bit into its contrails.
"OW!!" Soun cried: And the battle aura-shaped illusion popped! He was left rubbing his sore lower abdomen, inches from his groin.
Ranma's fright had now been replaced with righteous indignation, "Don't question my honor!! What you accuse me of AIN'T true! And I have the proof right...right.... WHAT happened to the F4U tote bag with the papers in it?!?!"
"Oh, Father!" Kasumi called from further inside the house. "There's a delivery boy here with some legal documents."
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