The blonde bat landed in Batgirl's messy red hair because that's what bats were supposed to do. Besides, "I love gettin' in the Bats' hair!" Batgirl her a satisfying flinch and grimace at having the small anthropomorphic animal on top of her head.
Harley would have a had a great "downblouse" view if the Darkknight Damsel were wearing a blouse. Instead, she saw the proud and perky boobies jutting out and the Joker-faced jewelry dangling from her nips. Her own, mainly human looking face smiled as she saw the bat symbol and the "HA!" cut into the exposed bosom. "Nice touch, Mr. J!"
"It is, isn't it?" But his perpetual grin was not as wide as before. "But I've got writer's block. *Sigh* I just don't know what to do with her next."
"Poor Puddin'!
"But you already have the perfect way to Take Revenge in a insanely nasty way! But her down on her back and spread her legs, okay, Mr. Joker?"
And the Clown Prince typed that into his computer. Batgirl instantly 'threw' herself to the floor! Mechanical waldos sprang out of the floor and their white gloved hands grasped her ankles and held them like she was going to have a gynecological exam!
Harley, of course, just flapped her wings until Batgirl was in place.
She landed on her belly and said, "Wow! A bullseye over her womb! Evil and twisted, Mr. J! Who's gonna knock her up, Puddin'? You?"
A wicked look came over the Joker's face. "How about you, Harley?"
"Naw! If I'm gonna put something in the oven, I'd wanna it to be Poison Ivy's!"
"Hmm," Joker pondered. "Which father would be the most traumatic for our dear Third Dynamic Duo?"
While he was playing with the possibilities in his mind, Harley's bat feet hopped over to Batgirl's pubes. Bending over, she used the fingers that didn't form part of her wings to pry open the pussy of the helpless heroine.
Batgirl squirmed mightily, attempting to thrash about. But the waldos that now also held her wrists made the effort futile.
"Aw! Batgirl has been a naughty, bad girl! She's not a virgin."
"Well, we can't have that! There! She's now a virgin!"
"Without any memories of having had any sexual encounters?"
"Done!"
"Keen! Now she'll have her first 'experience' with little me as a perversion of her bat-symbology! Trust me, as both a psychologist and a girl herself, this will really mentally sicken her!"
Harley looked over her shoulder and shook her batbutt and battail at the horrified girl. "Your very first, special time and it ain't gonna be with no boy - or Human!" And she laughed insanely!
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