When a Guy's Pride and Joy Unleashes a Girl's Potential

Unending BE - episode 1346650

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Genma Saotome knew that there was one martial arts master in town that was moderately reliable. And it sure as hell wasn’t his teacher. The only thing reliable about Happosai was the sexual harassment he performed on the regular.

Worth noting that Cologne wasn't one hundred percent reliable. She was as cunning as she was strong, and her agenda didn't remotely match up with his. Still Genma could at least trust her not to actively screw him over for kicks, unlike the evil old gnome that called himself the Grandmaster of Indiscriminate Grappling.

“The Dragon Whisker? That is what these Niku men are seeking?” Cologne said, sipping her tea.

“Yes, do you have any idea what it could be?” Genma said. He knew it had to be something good. He sword, if his son had been holding back on him.

“How’s your marriage Mr. Saotome?” Cologne said out of the blue.

Genma paused, “What marriage? Have you ever seen me with a wife?” he said.

“She lives downtown in a small house owned by the Saotome Family for three generations, her name is Nodoka Saotome and you’re hiding from her for some reason.” Colgone said, taking some small amusement in his face turning a little green at the revelation she knew more about him than he had told most. “Many men have tried to save themselves, and their marriages, with the Dragon Whisker. Few have succeeded.”

“So you do know what it does!” Genma said, “And how does it save marriages?”

“It fulfils the dreams of many men, but I doubt you’re worthy of it.” Cologne said, sipping her tea. “So whatever reason you have for asking about it… no. I’m not telling you.”

“Don’t you want your granddaughter to marry my son?” Genma grumbled.

“And when have you ever assisted in that matter? You want him to marry Akane Tendo.”

"Fine, fine. Be that way," Genma rose to his feet. He didn't want to play this card, but - "I guess I'll have to ask Ranma more forcefully what happened when he ate it."

It’s a good thing the tea was hot, or else Cologne’s spit-take might have turned him into a panda. “I’m sorry, he ate the Dragon Whisker?”

“Well, yes, why do you think I’m asking?” Genma said.

“...Shampoo!” Colgone called out.

“Yes Great Grandmother?” Colgone’s great-granddaughter and rival to Akane for Ranma’s affections came over to the table.

“When you’ve seen Son-in-Law… exposed for various reasons, did you notice anything strange about him?” Cologne said.

“...huh?” Genma said, “What’s this have to do with the Dragon Whisker?”

“A side effect of consuming it is visible on a man’s body.” Colgone said, “So was there anything unusual?”

Shampoo’s face reddened a little, “Ayaah Great-Grandmother airen’s body personal thing between him and future wife.”

“Akane did see him naked on the day we showed up.” Genma threw in, and Shampoo hit him with her tray.

“I’m not asking for details, just anything about Son-In-Law’s body that stood out?”

Shampoo’s face turned a deeper red. “Ah, well Shampoo remember every detail of Airen’s body. How strong he look, lean muscles, six pack. Legs powerful looking and could crush stone, rough hands… great nail care for man though. Think curse make him little vain with them.”

"No, no. He's always been like that," Genma said. “You should see how sensitive he is about his hair.”

“...so nothing unusual beyond being a handsome young man in good shape?” Cologne said to Shampoo. "Hold on... You said those monks were after the Dragon's Whisker? I see. He must have found one quickly enough to mitigate the change to the point it wouldn't be obvious. Especially to a girl with inflated expectations..."

“So what does it do?” Genma said.

“You really think I’m trusting you with that knowledge?” Cologne said, “Go home Genma Saotome, we have no more business here.”

“Fine! And your granddaughter can kiss any dates with my son goodbye.” Genma petulantly said, and sulked out of the Cat Cafe.

Cologne sighed and raised her staff to stop Shampoo from charging at Genma with murder in her eyes. “Trust me stronger and more experienced fighters than you have failed to put that man down.”

Shampoo pouted, she had gotten her sword out and everything. “He say such bad thing Great-Grandmother.”

"He's said worse to stronger and is still breathing," Cologne said, hoping she got the point. "This man trained under Happosai. He trained Son-in-law. He’s just a coward and lazy.” She paused, “Also he’s probably going to try and steal the Dragon Whisker from said son.”

“So what does Dragon Whisker do?” Shampoo said.

Cologne considered her options. Shampoo was also one which knowledge was risky to give out to. She decided that it would be harmless to tell her some information, “It restarts hair growth in bald men, and for men with hair it accelerates the growth.”

“Aiyaa no wonder you keep secret from panda father, he bald. Though Shampoo think it do something more serious than that from way great grandmother talk.”

“Never underestimate the length men will go for vanity.” Cologne said, hopefully Shampoo wouldn’t dig deeper. If she learned the truth about the full power of the Dragon Whisker… well… she was afraid for Ranma’s balance and pants supply.

Akane walked home, side by side with her fiance. She was ever vigilant. Not just for those Meat-Bun Monks, but for any of her rivals.

She knew now what was at stake. Namely that if word got out about how glorious”J Ranma’s man meat could be then they’d never stop. Never give up until they got that thick powerful rod into their pussy and it shot a gallon of baby batter into their thirsty wombs.

And Akane was the only one going to get that dammit! You know, as soon as she figured out this whole 'seduction' thing.

"Hey, is something wrong with your back?" Ranma asked. "You've been kind of leaning back a bit, like you're about to limbo."

I'm thrusting out my chest, you fucking handsome idiot! Akane bitterly thought. Why did she have to be engaged to him of all people? Why did he of all people have to have a tree trunk for a dick? And why was she having so much trouble working out this seduction thing when she'd spent the first month of her high school life beating up guys who were throwing themselves at her?!

Wait hold on that felt like the last one sort of explained itself somehow. “Uh, Ranma? Could you-” Whatever Akane was going to request was interrupted by a middle aged man in a gi jumping between them.

“Ah-hah, heading home together? Such a lovely couple.” Genma Saotome said.

“Pops!? The hell you doing here?”

Genma looked to his left. The gates to the Tendo compound were about ten feet in that direction. He looked to his right, there was a bush with what looked suspiciously like a meat bun on top of it. “I’m here to help, I was just chatting with Cologne.”

“Why.” Ranma said, “What could you get from the Old Ghoul? She’s too smart for you to scam and you’ve got nothing she wants.”

“Boy I’m here to help. She told me about your problem.”

“She knows about it?!” Akane squeaked out. Did that mean Shampoo knew? Was Akane going to have to watch Ranma’s bed to make sure that hot chinese ass didn’t slip into it again!? That might not be a bad idea… watching Ranma while he sleeps, ready to relieve him in case he has any… hot… dreams…

“Yes.” Genma said, “She told me all about its effects, and what we need to do to defend you from the attacks to come.” He nodded sagely, “We must be prepared for any eventuality, any enemy!”

“Any scheming old man trying to stab me in the back!” Ranma kicked Genma aside, “No way in hell do you just want to help Pops.”

"My own son, so distrustful!" Genma moaned like a drama queen. Weeping crocodile tears, “After all I’ve done, to doubt me is a sign that something is deeply wrong with my son!”

“All you’ve done is why he doubts you Mr. Saotome.” Akane said, grabbing him by the ear, “Come on, if you’re going to watch Ranma you can do it with me.” She made a point of standing between father and son.

Ranma rolled his eyes and walked into the gate. The front yard of the Tendo household was the same as usual.

Except for the crate propped up on a stick with a rope attached to the stick. A pair of panties sitting under the crate. Ranma stopped walking and stared at the crate, then Akane and Genma followed him and also stared at the box.

“Really?” Akane said.

Ranma followed the trail the rope left him, “You really think I’m that stupid you old letch!” He jammed his hand into the bush and pulled out a shriveled old man.

“What’s wrong Ranma? I picked out a pair that matches your eyes.” Happosa said, being held up by his neck.

“That is the stupidest trap I’ve ever seen, what kind of idiot do you think would fall for it?” Ranma snarled.

“You, for one.” At those words Happosai jumped out of Ranma’s grip, and a giant steel bell dropped down on top of him. “Hahahah the ol’ double bluff trap! Idiots always think they’ve outsmarted you then bam the real trap falls.” Happosai landed on top of the bell, where a slat opened which Ranma’s pigtail slipped out of! “Now then, I’ll be having that Dragon Whisker now!”

“Master no!” Genma shouted.

“Quiet Genma! With this I’ll finally have what I’ve been missing all these years!”

At the moment that she heard those words something stirred within Akane Tendo. It was fuelled by her imagination betraying her upon hearing those words. Despite herself, she imagined it. Happosai. The diminutive elderly pervert with a schlong bigger than the rest of his body. Happosai harassing women with that massive hunk of meat. The wretched old letch trying to seduce women like he’s the ugly molester of some crappy hentai manga.

Akane did not want this image in her brain but there it was nonetheless. It was a nightmare. It was a travesty. It was wrong. But most importantly for the immediate future was that if she did nothing then it would come to pass.

A switch flipped inside Akane’s body. Something deep inside her awakened.

Six months hence her father would be given the duty of looking after a magical dogi that untapped the full potential of those who would wear it. Akane would be one of the few able to put it on, and in so doing would gain greater strength than Ranma to a significant degree. Devastating power surpassing any martial artist she knew. For a scant thirty seconds, she would have that full potential unlocked. If only to prevent the future she had imagined.

Happosai didn’t even see it coming. One moment he was ready to pluck off the Dragon Whisker, the next his entire being was a kaleidoscope of pain.

Five seconds.

"Pervert smasher." Akane said in an emotionless tone, smashing Happosai into the ground hard enough to make the earth shake and a giant crater to form beneath them both.

Ten seconds.

Ranma broke himself out of the bell, tearing it in half with a shout. He looked out ready to fight off Happosai only to see a crater and his father. “Huh? Akane?”

Genma pointed up.

Ranma peered up, he could see a small speck of light, getting closer. “Wait…”

Fifteen seconds.

It was Akane, she had jumped up high enough to becoming invisible to the naked eye, and was now coming down with her battle aura glowing golden. Her leg extended, she made contact with Happosai, still twitching at the bottom of the crater

Twenty Seconds.

Ryoga Hibiki, up in the mountains while thinking he was in Osaka, noticed what looked like a Mushroom Cloud erupting in the distance. “Did I stumble across American Nuclear tests again!? I don’t want to turn green again!”

"baka baka baka baka baka baka baka no hentaiiiiii!"*

“...Akane?!”

Twenty five seconds.

With each shout if “Idiot” and “pervert” Akane stomped Happsai into the ground. Ranma and Genma were both staring wide eyed in shock and, in Ranma’s case, mild arousal.

“Ha… ha…” Akane, from somewhere, pulled out a giant shinai. Like, this was like if a Zanbato was allowed in Kendo. “Never! Ever!” She shouted, and stomped the ground. The earth shaking kicked Happosai up into the air, at chest height with Akane. With a shout she swung the bamboo sword like a baseball bad, and knocked Happosai off into the distance.

Thirty seconds, and Akane’s full power returned to sleep. The tomboy’s eyes glazed over, and she dropped the sword.

“Pops is that stuff part of Anything Goes?”

“...I think she improvised.” Genma said.

“Oy, Akane?” Ranma walked over to her.

“Huh..? Oh… Ranma?” Akane beamed at him, “You got away from him!” She hugged him tightly, which made Ranma’s pigtail jump up. “Oh wow what happened here? What did you do?”

“..what did I do? You’re the one who did that!”

“What? Don’t be silly, I’m not that good, you’re the only one good enough and having enough of a spine to stand up to him.”

Then Akane turned around and saw the mess in the garden. “...no seriously. What the hell did you do!? This is going to take forever to clean up?” Akane shouted.

“I got out of the bell you crazy girl! You went all Kenshiro or something on the freak and-”

“Yoink!” Genma plucked the Dragon Whisker out of Ranma’s hair, “Thanks for the distraction Akane~” He immediately began to run.

“Oh dammit!” Ranma shouted, his hair beginning to grow.

“Oh god.” Akane whispered, feeling Ranma’s dick growing against her body again.

*In Japanese because it's cooler that way and for literally no other reason

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Tritan

Sun Feb 24 19:37:50 2019

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