Patrick wasn’t entirely sure who he was going to turn into, but he knew what he'd be hoping for if he was in the audience watching some poor schmuck get turned into one of his ideal waifus.
Sure enough, his short brown hair started growing longer and blonder, with a pair of strands hanging down on either side of his head and his lengthening bangs getting swept to the side. It was hair he knew well - the signature hairstyle of Samus Aran.
Of course, because of the tie he’d receive this category, Patrick wasn’t growing taller to turn into a tall, athletic warrior. Instead, he was shrinking rapidly while his body began to grow much more exaggeratedly curvy and feminine than the real Samus ever was.
His thick chest hair vanished and what little definition his pecs had retained from his time playing rugby faded away as Patrick’s chest grew rounder and larger by the second, quickly popping two buttons off of his blue shirt. His waist snapped inwards, dragging his ribcage along with it, leaving the contestant looking much more slender and delicate. Of course, the hips went in the opposite direction, speeding outwards and rounding off into an impressively womanly pelvis.
Patrick squeaked in discomfort as her body continue to grow and shift. An ass just as impressive as her breasts grew out behind her, splitting her jeans in the back to accommodate the round, bouncy flesh that wasn’t there previously. The bones of her skull cracked and reshaped themselves, her face reshaping into the beautiful, but stern and tough face of Samus Aran. Her blonde hair stopped growing once it reached the middle of her back and tied itself up into a simple ponytail, completing the look.
By the time the transformation had finished, where there had once been a moderately handsome man of average height was now a tiny, curvy woman who looked the star of a Metroid porn parody. While her face, haircut, and toned arms made her look like a dead ringer for Samus Aran, unlike the video game bounty hunter who stood an impressive 6’3” tall, this woman was a paltry 4’8”. Her excessive curves also ruined her chances of ever doing a proper Samus cosplay. With her nearly head sized breasts, plump thighs, wide hips, and shelflike ass, it was obvious that any zero suit she wore would look like a sexualized parody.
“I look like Princess Sammi, don’t I?” Patrick sighed in a deadpan tone that was ruined by his slightly up-pitched voice.
“That you do, Patti” Jack mocked. “Our audience here is well aware of your time writing for that weird little website you enjoy so much, especially who your favorite victim in those stories is.”
“Don’t call me Patti,” the short, stacked blonde roller her eyes. “Pat is a perfectly acceptable gender neutral name, so we’ll go with that for now.”
“You seem to be taking this remarkably well,” Jack smirked teasingly. “Any hidden desires you’re not letting us know about?”
“Nah, not really,” Pat shrugged her shoulders. “I figure I can drop out after box 6 if need be if I haven’t gotten anything too terrible yet. I don’t really care what I look like as long as I can do my job and write for fun.”
“You’re making this no fun,” Jack scowled down at the tiny woman Pat had become. “Most men would be panicking something fierce by now. That’s half the fun of the game.”
“I know, which is why if I’m not gonna have fun with this neither will you,” Pat said with a beatific smile that was incredibly mocking at the same time.
“But you’ve been turned into a sexualized parody of one of your favorite characters and a dead ringer for one of your own sexual fantasies brought to life!” Jack said, desperate to get some sort of complaint from the contestants he loved to demean and mock. “Doesn’t that bother you?!”
“Are you kidding me?” Pat laughed, shrugging her slim shoulders. “Do you have any idea how many lesbian friends I have who have the hots for Samus? If anything, this has just opened up the dating field for me.”
“Just pick your next box,” Jack scowled after a long, silent pause at Pat’s words.
“Case Two,” she said, pointing at the case immediately next to the one she’d just picked. Surely there couldn't possibly be another bimbo case immediately next to the first…right?
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