You’d be surprised at how a little thing like “Learning one of your friends was brainwashed by somebody” can make you distracted in school. It was her final year of High School and Ukyo should be mentally preparing for finals. Instead she’s thinking about Akane, and her sisters. Namely she was thinking about all three in cute waitress uniforms.
She couldn’t help it! Like, Konatsu said having them help her was OK. Plus she had to make sure that no real creep abused them! Ukyo didn’t know how they got hypnotized and thus didn’t know how to undo it. Like, imagine if Happosai learned how to pronounce “Charcuterie.” The slightest possibility of this made Ukyo shudder..
But now it was lunch time. And Ukyo was stuck watching Akane pull out two lunch boxes. “Here’s yours Ranma.” She said, in the same tone someone would say ‘I love you.
“Err, thanks?” Ranma looked at it suspiciously. “I mean, you did…”
“Right! I figured cooking out so it’s fine.” Akane said, and everybody else stared. They all knew Akane was a disaster unlike few others within the kitchen. How could she have made a lunch that not only looked edible, but good? “Right Ukyo? You taught me how to cook!”
Everybody turned to her. Great. They were all waiting for her to answer, “Yeah. We had a breakthrough. She can cook now.” She said.
“See?” Akane said, “Now eat up Ranma.”
Ukyo watched Ranma nod, and take a bite. His expression brightened, “It’s good!”
“See!” Akane said, opening her own lunchbox.
“OK yeah I’m sorry I thought last night was some weird fluke.” Ranma said, and the two began eating lunch. Together. Like a couple. This was self inflicted hell. She could picture it now. Akane welcoming Ranma home from… what would Ranma do for a living anyways? What would Akane?
Whatever. The point is from now on Ranma would be looking forward to her meals. And it was all Ukyo’s fault.
“Ukyo?” Akane said when Ukyo suddenly stood up.
“I’m going to the cafeteria.” She said, and stepped out of the classroom. Oh this had been a mistake. Now Ranma and Akane were going to act all lovey dovey in their dumb way and all Ukyo could do was watch ot leave. Well she chose to leave! She’d head down, get out her griddle and lose herself in the joys of cooki-
She turned a corner and collided with someone. “Oof!” Ukyo grunted, “Watch where you’re-”
“I was about to ask you that Ukyo.” Nabiki Tendo said. She had been nearly knocked to the ground.
“N-nabiki?” Ukyo said. Akane had said Nabiki was also brainwashed or something!? Was that right. “W-what are you doing here?”
“Akane made lunch, I wanted to see the meltdown.” Nabiki said, smirking. That didn’t surprise Ukyo, Nabiki did like to watch the drama that was Ranma’s life.
“There isn’t any. It wasn’t a fluke, she can cook now.” Ukyo said, “Ranma’s eating her cooking now.” She tried not to sound bitter. She should be happy for her friend. Her cute friend who had kissed her cheek and could be made to obey her every word.
“Really? Damn. I guess that means Kasumi will start hounding me to learn.” Nabiki said, “Well if there isn’t anything going on with those two lovebirds I think I’ll-”
“Charcuterie.” Ukyo said, and watched Nabiki stop talking. Saw her expression go from a smirk to straightfaced neutrality, and her eyes to glaze over. She looked around, nobody else was in the hall. Still, best to make sure. “I’m going to go up to the roof. You’re going to follow me, snap out of the trance now.”
Nabiki’s expression returned to normal, “So where are you headed Ukyo?”
“Err, you know. A place where I can have lunch in peace.” Ukyo said, walking away. “You wanna come with me?”
A coy smile formed on Nabiki’s face. “Sure thing.” Ukyo turned her head for a moment to see her practically sauntering behind her. Her hips swaying in a way Ukyo rarely saw Nabiki do. Weird.
The roof of Furinkan High was pretty typical. Officially walled off to any students, it was a rule easily ignored. Especially since the Principal thought that a pineapple formed a sufficient lock to stop students.
“So we’re all alone now.” Nabiki said behind Ukyo, shutting the door behind her.
“Yeah look, Nabiki do you remember-” Ukyo began. But then Nabiki moved faster than Ukyo had ever seen her move. To lock lips with Ukyo. “N-nabiki!?” Ukyo gasped out.
“Oh don’t act like this wasn’t what you wanted. I’ve seen you look at me Ukyo.” Nabiki said, “You’re rather handsome, so I’m totally down with being your rebound girl.” She unbuttoned her school uniform blouse. Then she licked her lips and leaned in to kiss Ukyo again.
“Charcuterie!” Ukyo shouted, and to her disappointment relief Nabiki stopped trying to make out with her. “Nabiki… what the hell?”
“You ordered me to come to this isolated place Master.” Nabiki said in a fairly calm and neutral voice, a lot different than her usual sarcastic tenor.
“So, wait, whenever he, err I, tell you to come with you alone it means that I… uh… want to… make out?” Ukyo said.
Nabiki didn’t express any emotions, “You’ve commanded that it means you want to have sex with me.”
Oh. That almost made sense. Of course somebody brainwashing someone as sexy as Nabiki would want to take advantage of that. Not that Ukyo would! Or even that she thought Nabiki was sexy! Or any girl but Ranma! She just had eyes and could see how a man like she grew up pretending to be might find attractive in a woman.
“Well, I just wanted to check in. Sorry for the misunderstanding.” Ukyo said. “I mean, err, it has been a while since this came up?”
“It has been one year, one week, and four days since you last spoke to me Master.” Nabiki said.
“Right. When he got ran over by a truck.” Ukyo said, trying to think about what to do now. “OK. Nabiki. You’re going to decide that you want to work at my restaurant.”
“Yes Master.” Nabiki said.
“And, uh… from now on don’t automatically assume that if I take you out alone it means I want to have sex with you.”
“Understood Master.” Nabiki said.
“Great. Now, uh, leave the trance.” Ukyo said. Hopefully Nabiki would act normal now and not-
“So you’re not in the moon?” Nabiki said, immediately putting her arms around Ukyo again.”Aww, too bad, you’re real cute Ukyo.”
“W-wait! You still want to.. Err…”
“Why not? You’re a real catch Ukyo.” Nabiki said, grinning.
“Err, I mean, but you… I mean you’ve never dated anyone before! You just mess with them!” Ukyo protested. She had told Nabiki she wasn’t immediately demanding sex! So why was she still acting like she wanted to-
“Oh, right, you don’t know. I did have one boyfriend. But, well, he kind of died. Got hit by a truck.” Nabiki smiled sweetly, “Nobody else ever really compared to him, but I think you can be even better.”
“That, uh Kuruto guy?”
“Hmm?” Nabiki expression shifted to surprise.
“Akane talked a bit about him. Not much.”
“Right. I never did tell Akane I was dating him. She never would have stopped mocking me for dating a guy, well, who was kind of a wimp.” Nabiki said. “Anyways, it’s been a couple years so I think I’m ready to get back onto the market.” She brushed a finger along Ukyo’s cheek.
Ukyo’s blush deepened, “I mean, I’m not… Ranma isn’t…”
“Ranma is eating lunch as prepared by his fiance. Who you helped teach how to cook. I think that counts as you giving up.” Nabiki said, before backing off. “Well, Ukyo, how about this? I hear you’re looking for some new employees at your restaurant.”
“I am!” Ukyo said, a little too loudly. “Y-eah. I could use some more cute gi- employees!”
“Great. I’ll head over after school and you can give me the orientation.” Nabiki then leaned in close again, and whispered, “Just say the word Ukyo. I will eat your pussy like Ranma eats okonomiyaki."
She then pulled away and walked through the door, leaving Ukyo to fall to her knees. Nabiki was somehow even more dangerous as a brainwashed lover.
Fri Oct 18 22:37:48 2019
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