Reality Patch Notes: One Piece

Unending BE - episode 1415893

It is theorized that the entire known universe is a simulation. If this theory holds any merit than there must be some entity that created and maintains the simulation.

For simplicity's sake let us call these entities the Admins of Reality. They control the simulation and set the rules for its operations. On occasion these hypothetical admins would make patches to their system to change its state to match their desires.

Of course these entities aren't entirely ignorant of the simulated beings within their simulations. So they choose beings to grant awareness of their latest patch to their reality, it comes in a form of a list declaring the latest changes and at the end a write in suggestion for future changes.

The Admins may or may not take these suggestions seriously or enact them in a trolling fashion.

One of these patches were being applied to the On Piece reality and one person in all the world would get the notes and remember the pre-patch reality.

1. This would be the leg day patch addressing the fact that many beings had legs that were too puny to support the rest of their bodies.
2. *The latest patch was a response to the previous patch which had changed women's body types so that the default was an X and 2 circles big breasts and cinched in waists, the new patch would introduce new female body types as the most common but what were they who will get changed who made this request from the previous patch
3. Humans were getting a retroactive nerf this patch, it is just illogical that they managed to dominate the other races who are they intellectual equals but physical superiors, what's the new non-human dominated world like?
4. Devil Fruits were getting a patch to rebalance them in the grand scheme also it seems like some people have the wrong devil fruits and other should have them at all or are missing them entirely
5. The usual kind of vague list of possible patches
6. *gnihtemoS eslE

Mon Jan 03 00:30:49 2022

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