Sailor Moon Titnosis: Mana Formally Joins

Unending BE - episode 1483926

Tags: fan Edit Tags

In the heat of battle adrenaline runs high. You focus on surviving. You focus on living through your next moment while starting to think hard about the moment after that. Until the danger passes, that's your priority. Often it wrestles with other issues, like your mission statement or some other problem you need to solve to facilitate that survival aspect. Adrenaline keeps your mind sharp and your body moving.

But then after the battle ends, that adrenaline fades away, leaving you aware of the stress you'd been putting yourself under. It didn't matter how stoic you were, it didn't matter how talented you were, there were always telltale signs of that stress once the danger had gone. Mana was feeling that adrenaline rush starting to fade now, and with it came a brand new sense of panic.

A sense of panic that centered around her chest. She looked down at them. She stared in abject disbelief at the two mountains straining the fabric keeping her decent. While Mana was quite happy with the size she already had, she wasn't the sort to focus on her appearance all that much. Function over form was the way to go. Keep up your appearance only to ensure you don't stand out too much from anyone else.

These... would make her stand out anywhere she went. People would bump into her without meaning to. Lying down and sniping would require further calculations, when she would already have to factor in distance, gravity, wind resistance and so forth. Hiding would be a great deal harder. Disguises would likely not work at all.

And yet...

"Oh yes, all we exist to do is feed your mortal energy to our Lord and Master, an eldritch beast that this humanoid tongue is unable to pronounce the full name of, but you can call it Jormungandr."

That youma was helplessly chatting away while staring at Naru's exposed chest. Now, Mana was standing behind Naru. The only thing she could see was that her shirt was all bunched up, and the very sides of her tits were visible - but it was very easy to see what was happening here. That youma was spellbound by Naru's exposed tits. Talking up a storm. Answering questions that no youma would ever dare answer no matter what you did to them.

She'd sat in on an interrogation session for one of those things once. Potent mind control magic was used on it to try to get it to speak. Its head popped like a zit rather than give up anything. These things weren't loyal though. You had to be able to make a choice in order to be loyal. They were made to be slaves. The personality they exhibited was the whim of their creator. That's why it doesn't work. You can't even read their minds properly without them self-destructing.

"Jormungandr," Index repeated. "Middle ch1ld of Loki and the giantess Angrbođa. Is it truly the mythological Jormungandr, or merely something adopting the name?"

"It's adopting the name, but it is in essence a giant serpent - at least from your perspective. When it awakens it will coil itself around the Earth and drain all remaining life essence into itself, before flying off to another populated world and repeating the process. The cycle of life must continue."

"I see..." Index mused. "I had thought there was no Norse influence on the magic you were using. You were not using runes or anything of that nature... I would say your magic has more of a Celtic influence, possibly mixed with a little Aztec?"

And there was another thing. That girl was extremely knowledgeable about magic. Terrifyingly so! She was casually dissecting the methodology behind how the Youma's magic worked. Mana was also quite in the know on that subject, but she hadn't noticed half the things this girl had.

"Would the Beithir not be more appropriate for a serpent from Celtic mythology?" Koneko asked. This one was also troubling. She had the stench of a Devil about her. "Or Quetzalcoatl, if there were Aztec influence?"

“Beithir is a powerful monster, but only a monster, and Quetzalcoatl holds a heroic position for the most part. If this creature is building its power on the basis of world destruction, one of the great beasts that leads to Ragnarok fits. I mean, would an evil being like that take the name of something that diminishes their power or nature?” The girl with long silver hair said, folding her arms under her giant chest and hefting them up proudly. Mana's eyes settled on them. She was justly proud, Mana could stare at them all -

What was she thinking, no she couldn't! Nor could she stare in wrapt fascination as Koneko and Index (that name sounded familiar for some reason...) stepped closer together, tits to tits, squishing them together and then embarked upon a thorough and detailed simultaneous excursion of one another's tonsils.

Powerful. Whatever this was, it was insanely powerful. While these girls obviously know what they're doing, they were also lacking in professionalism. Organisation. They had the power, the brains, the smarts and also a ninja off somewhere scouting around, but they didn't quite have the regimentation to make the best use of their constituent pieces.

Letting them run around like that would be insanely dangerous. They needed someone to keep an eye on them. Someone like Mana. Yes. Give them more training, and use that as an opportunity to learn more about whatever the hell this was. It would let her kill two birds with one stone. If only she could stop herself from squeezing and testing her new tits for sensitivity.

Then, quite suddenly, a hyper-busty shortstack kunoichi appeared right in front of them, bowing down already on her knees with a hand flat to the ground. It was... Kirino, if she remembered correctly?

"I have a report," Kirino said. "My investigation of the youma base is already complete. Do you have time to listen to it?"

"Yes, right away," Mana said, taking charge of the situation. "What did you find?"

"I shall start with my conclusion: This was a trap," Kirino said. "To explain my reasoning: The further I investigated their operations, the more clear it became. The method they had to monitor the outside was based on two aspects of security - one visual, the other monitoring the first in secret. Furthermore, a cursory examination of the facility made it clear they had more efficient and secretive ways to gather energy - and I believe we were being observed up until now."

"Were?" Mana asked, raising an eyebrow. Aha. that all made an odd sort of sense. This youma group must have heard of these girls and their hypnotits, and laid this trap to try to bring them down. At the same time they wanted a record of what had happened so they could study it, learn from it, and then adapt. "You have already dealt with that?"

"Of course, I did so immediately before coming to report back."

This Kirino girl, something about her was familiar. That left Mana wondering...

"What clan are you with?"

"The Ootori," Kirino answered.

"I have worked with your clan before," Mana said. "They are excellent ninjas and superb kunoichi. If it is your judgement that this was a trap, then that judgement is sound."

Even if her voice would have been better suited to on a stage rather than on stealth missions. Kirino, for her part, seemed a bit embarrassed by that development and stared at the ground. This particular pose drew hefty attention to her tits. Heaving and bouncing even while she was leaning over, the shift in her body weight made the effects of gravity that much more pronounced.

"I think that you should tell me about those tits," Mana said. "It would also be appreciated if you can tell me why I can only call them tits instead of something else."

This was where Naru, the obvious leader of the group, stepped forward. Thrusting her ttis out proudly, with her hands on her hips. "This is the power of titnosis!" Naru said. "The four of us had grown weary of youma and evildoers running amok, so we decided to use this power to augment ourselves!"

"Naru found a magical tome that described a way for a girl to make her tits grow, and grow, until they became so perfect they can warp mind and body," Index added. She put her left leg forward and her hands behind her head, again putting tremendous emphasis on her big bouncy jiggly tits.

"With this power, we have formed a team." That was Koneko, the member of this group who needed a power boost the least. A Devil like her didn't need to... have tits that melted the brain when she grasped her hands, and used her upper arms to pinch them together. "A team we would like you to join."

"We'll train you in how to best use your tits," Kirino said, still in her bowing pose and - And now that she was thinking about it, Mana was surrounded on all sides by the four girls. Posing quite deliberately for her. Each of them trying to draw attention to those mammoth ma- Titanic tits. Her own started to ache, the feeling reminding Mana of when she'd gone too long without eating. They needed to be touched. Desperately in need of being touched!

"That's all well and good," Mana said, having to hold her own wrist to stop herself from wantonly groping her own enhanced tits in front of these girls. Professional. She was just now thinking about how unprofessional they are. "But you shouldn't want these around in your personal lives. How do you get rid of them?"

Confused, blank stares were her response. "Get rid of them...?" Naru muttered. She looked around in a panic to the other girls. "Why would you want to get rid of them?"

"Because..." Mana began, but trailed off. The reasons were obvious. Very obvious. However, when she tried to put them into words she felt a strange sensation in her chest. Like pins and needles, which only went away when she stopped putting in the effort. Worrying. This was extremely worrying. What was titnosis really? That is, aside from rather ridiculous and an obvious attempt by some clever mage to do something perverted and silly. "What about our secret identities?"

"What about it?" Naru shrugged. "If anyone guesses it, we just flash them and order them to not figure it out."

That was an elegant solution to the issue, she had to admit. However, that was also not quite sitting well with her. Something was very wrong there. Clearly, this effect was affecting their judgment in some way. Mana quickly pulled out her phone and set an alert to remind herself - Every so often, check herself for her thoughts on titnosis. If she suddenly likes tits a whole hell of a lot, then she needed to find some impartial help. Quickly.

"Oh, if she's going to join the team then we need to teach her the technique to change her clothes!" Naru said.

"I'd rather learn a little more about - " Mana began, but all became futile, for Naru flipped up her shirt to expose her tits to the air. The other girls all followed suit.

The dark skinned girl’s mouth watered, eyes zeroing in on the perfect globes in front of her. The delicious looking nipples visibly standing at attention made her mouth water. And as small drops of sweat dripped down the curves of her gigantic tits made an entirely different part of her body grow wet.

Overwhelming wasn't a strong enough word. It was like standing at the very moment a tidal wave hit the shore, with all its relentless fury washing down upon her. Beating her down. The four girls circled around her, smiling and shaking their chests as they walked, in a motion that looked like so much fun that Mana couldn't help but join in.

When she did? Those aches and pains, those pins and needles, those weird feelings in her chest melted away and became pure unadulterated bliss.

"Isn't this nice?" Naru asked. She stepped forward for a second, pushing her tits into Mana's back.

"You like titnosis, don't you?" Index asked, taking her turn to step forward and rubbing them up against Mana's arm. It was like someone had poured liquid pleasure down it.

"There's nothing wrong with keeping these giant tits," Koneko said, leaning down to press them against Mana's thighs.

"That's why you should join the team!" Kirino added, and this last one leaped forward to smash her tits right into Mana's. Before, she'd thought that she'd hit the heights of human pleasure from the mere contact all three of them briefly had. This blew it all away! The combined effect of the sensitivity of her own tits plus Kirino's perfection pressing into them... It was a wonder she didn't pass out on the spot! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ahhhhh, too much, too much, too -

"I've made a decision," Mana said, suddenly finding herself wearing the same quite tight shirt and equally tight bloomers that the rest of them were wearing. "It is quite obvious you girls need some help with professionalism. I will help train you, in exchange for further information about titnosis."

Yes, that seemed like a fair deal. Mana grabbed at her enhanced bust and licked her lips. Yes. She would have this team whipped into shape in no time at all. Then, once she was done, she would take this 'titnosis' power to some actual mages to study, so they could learn all about how... dangerous it was. Certainly not as part of an effort to cement its control in the magical community. Heaven forbid. After all, Mana was a consummate professional.

She certainly wouldn't instantly get mindbroken and brainwashed by the greatest pleasure a woman can possibly feel. She was made of sterner stuff than that.




So, you put together a plan that spans Millennia. You plot. You plan. You scheme. You gather resources, then you start to gather the energy you need to put that plan into action. You even have Generals strong enough to contend with the planet's guardians.

And then, out of nowhere, a bunch of big breasted bimbos show up and jiggle thier mammaries all over the place, and your youma - who should have no active sexual desire or indeed any reproduction urge whatsoever due to how they're made - all get mind whammied and make your carefully prepared operations crumble away like powder.

He wasn't in a good mood for a Demon Lord, let's put it that way.

"I think that this experiment puts the argument to rest," he said. "I know some of you were extremely skeptical about this. I believe the words 'that is the dumbest thing I've ever heard of in my life' were used by at least a few of you. Now we know that the depths of stupidity is not sufficient to keep something from becoming real."

"What would you have us do, my lord?" one of his Generals asked. "Perhaps we could create a Youma with no sense of touch or sight?"

"Moving by echolocation or something?" the Demon Lord mused. "No, don't be daft, that would just show the shape of the things in some other way. The best thing to do is stay the hell away from it as much as possible until we can develop a certain countermeasure."

More information. They needed more data. Without losing more energy than they already had.

"My lord, what about the magical community?" another of his Generals asked. Obsequious in tone, but he sounded quite confident about what he was about to suggest. "A few carefully dropped hints here and there - "

"And they'll deal with the problem for us," the Demon Lord finished for him. The General smiled and bowed his head slightly in acknowledgment. "That is... absolutely perfect. Do things right, we might even be able to gain energy off that encounter. Certainly better than being the villain organisation that was utterly crushed by hypno-tits!"

Urgh, honestly, he couldn't bear the embarrassment if something like that wound up happening. That's the sort of thing you have to turn in your villain card over. Nobody could possibly bear the weight of such utter humiliation. Although... how best to go about doing that?




God is dead. Had been for quite a while. Not in the Nietzchian sense, where he meant that man did not strictly speaking 'need' God anymore, so the notion of God was dead. God, the God of the Bible, the Christian God, was actually literally dead.

Some might say that would explain the state of the world. They would be right. Sarcastic, but correct. Someone was still in charge of Heaven, of course - God's most trusted Angel (after his last most trusted Angel built a rebellion against him and got cast out) Michael had taken up the role.

The trouble is... Have you ever worked in a company that set up a new system, but they screwed over the guy they contracted to build the system in the first place so he didn't leave any notes and you had to figure out the system yourself? Except the system controlled the lives of billions of people? Ever tried to troubleshoot a system like that? Micheal had. He'd been at it for quite a long time now. He had some of it down, a few rules he could change, a few tweaks here and there, but it felt like he was playing Jenga with the universe every time he looked at it.

Was it any wonder he had such a sad expression on his face literally all the time? Especially since he hadn't managed to figure out a good way to replace the Angels that had either Fallen or perished, while Devils had developed a mysterious new system that he hadn't managed to get a good look at yet, and they were starting to build up their numbers again. Oh, if only it was possible for Angels to reliably reproduce without Falling, that lust aspect kept on creeping in whenever they tried it.

Suddenly, a messenger arrived. He bowed. Presented a message. This pose made sense when messages were still delivered via scrolls and the like, but seemed a bit more ridiculous in the age of mobile phones. Regardless, Michael took the phone from the messenger's outstretched hand. For him to deliver it in such a hurry, it must be of grave -

"Hypnotic breasts...?" Michael said aloud. Not quite the combination of words one would expect to come from him. "Oh dear. Oh dear! Titnosis? On the mortal plane of existence? That is quite troubling?"

"F-forgive me, my lord Michael?" the messenger asked. "My unclean ears must be tainted by lust somehow, I thought you said something quite ridiculous and must beg of your forgiveness."

"No need for forgiveness," Michael said, making the sign of the cross. "Your ears did not deceive you, and to my understanding lust has not tainted your essence. There is a terrible power known as titnosis, and another named cocknosis. They are a plague unto the multiverse. Delighting in corrupting through lustful mental manipulation potent enough to taint any humanoid being. Even the most devout of Angels or powerful of Devils are susceptible. For that reason, I must ask you to deliver a message to the Four Pillars immediately, and another to Azazel. From there, we shall contact the other powers in the world of magic to alert them of this grave threat."

Another messenger arrived, carrying a phone in the same way as the first. Kneeling, holding it aloft for Michael to take. He was then quickly followed by another three. Ah. Now that was interesting. Micheal seized all four in quick succession, and found similar messages from the very people he'd been thinking of contacting.

A message from Sirzechs, one from Azazel, and another from Aleister Crowley in Academy City, and a last from Konoemon Konoe from Mahora Academy.

All giving the same warning. Titnosis was detected within Japan, and they had been warned by an anonymous source. That was suspicious in and of itself - but a warning of this nature could not be ignored. Given their disparate opinions on humanity, and their intentions for the future of Earth, it was a terrible thing indeed that could drive these groups to cooperate with one another.

The sorrow on Micheal's face deepened as he considered the gravity of the situation. Yes, titnosis or cocknosis would be more than enough to cause such an alliance. If only they could cooperate on lesser matters. He'd been hoping to move towards that with Azazel and Sirzechs in the near future to make things easier all around, but now... Now it seemed their hands would be forced. From such a scenario, peace could become a lasting one through mutual understanding - or it could cause them to explode apart.

Whichever the case may be, they had to prepare for the worst. Now then. This meeting was going to be a very... delicate one.

  1. Mana tries to learn more about 'titnosis'.
  2. *Ami has a breakthrough in breast enlargement using magic.
  3. There is a meeting among these powerful factions
  4. Something else
Go back - Go to the parent episode.


Lumitiel

Mon Apr 18 22:22:44 2022

Edit Tags

Add comment