BEAmway.com (cribbed from 107443)

Unending BE - episode 154844

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It's one of those goddamn advertizing links, Jim realized as his browser loaded a page from the BEAmway.com domain. However, Jim's disappointment soon dissipated as he read the list of products offered for online ordering:

  • "Highschool Bimbo Cheerleader Gum" available in grape, cherry, bubblegum, guava and banana.
  • "Cokewhore Clubgirl Lipgloss" available in crimson, pink, hot pink, ultra hot pink and metalic red.
  • "Nympho Streetwalker Eyeshadow" available in pink, blue, indigo and fluorescent blue.
  • "Insatiable Hardbody Gym Girl Nutribars" available in blueberry, raisin and oatmeal-lemon.
  • "Drunken Slut Party Girl Beer" available in dark ale, pale ale, lager, pilsner, stout and bitter.
  • "Rich Eurotrash Slut" martini glasses.

    Jim was very impressed by the selection. He noted a disclaimer noting that these products were being purchased through one of BEAmway's "marketers" and not directly through the corporation.

    1. Jim decided to purchase the gum. It was insanely cheap and Sharon's favourite fruit was guava -- he was pretty sure he'd never seen guava gum before.
    2. Jim noted how affordable the martini glasses were. He could buy Sharon something nice for her house and create and excuse to get her drunk.
    3. *Jim figured the nurtribars were his best bet. Sharon loved hiking and was very fitness-conscious, besides, he knew how much she liked lemon flavoured things.
    4. *Jim chose...
    5. *Jim noticed some interesting links from the page.
    6. Something else happened.
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    rorschach

    Thu Jun 21 11:50:47 2001

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