You just had to add another fucking room, didn't you? the bowl of petunias in the corner of the bar thought. And don't you dare put me or this fucking bar in the diagram either, Adama... but it would be nice to show up in the character index sometime.
"What did you think of my Kirsten Dunst story?" Fitzgerald asked.
"I found the hero's actions to be highly erratic," Lexie responded. "But I think there was a strong consensus on Kirsten's characterization."
"Also, I think the reading of the story changes with time, considering how much her breasts have grown in real life. I got to see them in the uncut version of crazy/beautiful they show in the other dimension."
Fitzgerald found himself speechless as Lexie finished her short critique of the piece. Somehow, she had managed to remove every stitch of clothing on her during the brief monologue. She was naked now, except for her earrings.
"You dye your hair dark brown?" Fitzgerald asked incredulously. "You're a natural blonde and you dye your hair dark brown!?"
"Is this a problem?"
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