It turned out that Cindy Crawford was only the beginning. Soon, all over the world, formerly respectable (and some who weren't very respected) female celebrities, were giving up their former lives, and taking great joy in what they tended to call their journey to slutiness.
Dozens of famous women, such as Julia Roberts, Nicole Kidman, and Natalie Portman either gave up their normal careers, like Cindy, and began starring in porno, or began doing both. Some expressed great embarresment when they looked back at their former movies, and their missed opportunites. "I mean, look at Miss Congeneality for God's sake!" Sandra Bullock stated in a recent interview in Penthouse, "It had such great potential. I mean I'm in a beauty pageant, surrounded by gorgeous women, and I never fucked even one of them. Geez, what was I thinking, appearing in such an awful movie. I should have demanded there be at least one orgy in it." she concluded, licking her lips.
Dozens of thers, such as Pamela Anderson, Anna Nicole Smith, Jeri Ryan, and Carmen Electra give up acting altogether and become strippers and prostitutes, claiming it had always been theit life-long dream. Strangely many of them also move to the same city, where (although the media didn't realize it) a teenage boy named Jim lives.
Many others kept their old careers, but otherwise underwent major changes, such as no longer eating or drinking anything except semen, never dressing in anything but the skimpiest clothes and incredibly high heels, refusing to appear without a vibrator stuck up their pussy and ass, or giving up any romantic relation they had before, and starting a lesbian relation, often with another celebrity. In a video that Britney Spears posted to her official web site, she talks about her recent changes:
"Hello everyone. I know you have probably wondered what has been happening with me." Although the video is only from the stomach up, many viewers noted that from the motion of her arms she seemed to be playing with herself. "I'm not really sure myself. I just woke up one morning, and I was soooo horny, and my breasts were so big," she continued, using one hand to briefly carress her now EE size breasts, before returning it to her pussy. "I couldn't even get out of bed until I'd fucked myself three times! I tried to eat something, but I kept throwing up, everything tasted so bad. I won't go into details, but I finally discovered that semen amd pussy juices taste really great! Their the only thing I eat or drink now! It's like I'm addicted to them, but I think I'd go insane if I didn't get at least one good load an hour! I'm also incredibly horny these days, I need to be fucked almost as much! Luckily I ran into Sarah," With that, a naked Sarah Michelle Gellar steps out from where she was apparently operating the camera. She gives Britney a long, passionate kiss, waves to the camera, and returns to her place. Britney continues, "It turns out, the same stuff has happened to her. So we moved in together. Mmmm... her pussy tastes so good. And last week Mariah and J. Lo came over and we fucked for nearly ten straight hours..." For a minute her eyes glaze over as she loses herself in her memories, but she then shakes it off and continues, "Anyway I just felt a strange urge to make this video to tell everyone what has been going on with me. But don't worry, Sarah and I promise this won't effect our work, even if we have become horny nymphomaniac sluts who exist to be fucked. Well, that's just about all I have to say, and Sarah looks like she's even hornier than usual, and I'm feeling pretty hungry, so I better be going." Just before the video ends, she pulls up her top to give the audience a view of her very nice, humongous breasts.
When he sees the video Jim is very pleased, he's glad he gave Britney the urge to make it, and she and Sarah seem to be enjoying the relationship he put them in. So, he thinks, what now...
Thu Sep 20 17:05:32 2001
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