Jim kept typing into the computer to make Heidi act really weird. He gave her a few canine attributes. She would believe it proper etiquette to lick people's faces upon greeting them, and that sniffing people's butts was also acceptable behavior. When Heidi arrived at the party, she stepped out of her car, and the paparazzi were stunned by both her nudity, and her new weight. They had thought the weight gain story was just a hoax. But there she was: all 300 pounds hanging there, rolls of fat bobbling as she made her way inside. When the hostess of the party went to kiss her hello, Heidi began to lick all over the hostess' face. The hostess was shocked, but even more so when Heidi bent over and started sniffing the hostess' buttox. The hostess was about to call security to restrain Heidi when---
Sat Dec 29 19:51:16 2001