"Got the point huh?"
The Giant Ginger Spice looked down at two people holding hands, a young man and a young woman. They were both rather dressed-down, definitely on the lanky side, and the both of them were carrying what looked like a guitar or bass. Ginger Spice noticed the power cords
"My name is Marco, but they call me Spinone."
"My name is Laura, and we hate your music!"
"Now you're stomping on the innocent, so..."
"Prepare to be punished in the name of heavy metal!"
The two high-fived after this little Team Rocket spoof, gave a signal to the drummer, and started playing "Rock You Like A Hurricane". The crowd came out of hiding, everyone was cheering and headbanging. True to form, a hurricane formed out of the ground and swallowed Ginger Spice in a vortex of wind and electricity.
Five minutes later Ginger was on the ground, naked, unconscious and back to her normal size. Someone had painted a bullseye over her ass and groin, and wrote "I CAN'T SING" on her forehead with an indelible marker.
Tue Oct 23 20:54:50 2001