Rick excused himself, saying he had to go to the bathroom, and went to check the piece of paper. "He should have beat me," Rick thought, "he wrote on the paper that he always wins." Rick looked down on the paper and saw that all the writing was still there. It still said "I can beat Rick at Bloody Roar 3." Then it came to him. The pen must assume the current pen holder wrote it! Rick could now beat Rick at Bloody Roar 3! Of course, that doesn't do him any good. Rick crossed out "I can beat Rick at Bloody Roar 3." and wrote "Jim can beat me at Bloody Roar 3 when he uses Alice."
The paper now said:
I can beat Rick at Bloody Roar 3.
Jim can beat me at Bloody Roar 3 when he uses Alice.
No one can take the pen away from away from this house, and I will know where it is at all times.
Jim forgot that he ever bought the pen for Sharon.
Whenever Jim plays Bloody Roar 3, he will always pick Alice. When he beats his first opponent, he will slowly transform into her beast form, and stay that way for 24 hours. He will act like that is his natural form, and not realize that he is normally a human. He will unconciosly think girly thoughts, and say "like" and "totally" when he is not thinking about what he is saying. When he changes back, he will not realize that he was a female rabbit.
Rick looked down and smiled. He had it all planned out. Now to have some fun!
Tue Dec 4 22:50:45 2001