Jim sat down in his chair and put his backpack next to his feet, the BE Gun still stuffed inside of it. He was still rattled from having shot himself with it and wasn't ready to test it out properly on a suitable subject. Looking around the room, waiting for the bell to ring, Jim noticed Kevin Boner sitting up front. A couple of girls were standing around him and they were all laughing. Jim felt a pang of envy. Kevin Boner was Shadow Peak High's number one jock and one of the most popular guys on campus. He was also a mean spirited jerk and bully. Kevin used to pick on Jim and Rick on a regular basis in fact, atleast until Kevin was slipped a special pill they'd created and he broke out with a case of very painful boils. Kevin had left them alone after that.
Jim and Rick had been very sastisfied over what they'd done to Kevin, using their brains over his brawn. But their victory could not change the fact that Kevin was still Mr.Popular and they were still just a couple of dweebs - smart sure, but still just dweebs.
Jim glanced down at the BE Gun sticking out of his backpack and he thought of how today was the day that he and Rick were going to stop being just a couple of dweebs. Of how the BE Gun was going to change that for them. It was an untested machine, based on theories and formulas that he and Rick had been developing for six years. Six long years. Their goal had been simple; to create the ultimate pair of tits. But achieving that goal had been anything but easy. He remembered their earlier attempts. The BE Cream which had been laughable, but then they'd only been kids at the time. The BE Perfume which had been much more chemically sound but far less comically harmless - the results had been disasterous. And then there was the BE Pill. It proved to be just as ineffective as everything else, but in a way much more dangerous. If they'd been found out they might have gone to prison; two of the ingredients were derived from animals on the Endangered Species List.
But even with all of their failures they never stopped trying. It was just too important. And ultimately their perseverance was rewarded, because every mistake, every dead end, was but another step closer to... the BE Gun. And, unlike all of their other inventions, the BE Gun was going to work! All of their calculations proved it. And once they had the power to give women big, busty, beautiful breasts, then the world would no longer be able to ignore them. Instead of being dweebs, Jim and Rick would become the most famous and wealthy men on the planet! And all those people who made fun of them would come to them on their hands and knees begging for forgiveness! Jim and Rick would never be not-invited to the cool parties ever again! And best of all, Jim and Rick would have all the chicks they could ever want and every single one of them would have huge fucking titties!!!
Of course, Jim reminded himself, before any of that could happen he would have to actually test the damn thing.
Mon Jan 14 17:48:15 2002