Heidi squeezed into the passenger seat of her boyfriend's car, as his eyes went wide in disbelief. He had trouble believing that his supermodel girlfriend had turned into this 360 pound butterball.
"Heidi, what's happened to you?" Ted, her boyfriend asked.
"Well," Heidi said between bites of the bearclaw she was munching on, "I've decided to become a plus-size model. How do you like the new me?" Heidi flipped her hair in a sexy move, as she awaited Ted's answer.
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