Cindy Crawford got Comedy Central to air her special. Of course, this would mean that the special would involve a lot of slapstick humor, with fat boobs and butts bouncing all over.
So the ultra-fat Cindy Crawford waddled out on stage, wearing a gown that showed a lot of cleavage. She squeezed her bosom and the sound effect man played a car honking its horn.
Cindy told a few jokes about her recent weight gain, and then brought out Wynonna Judd.
"You know," Cindy told the audience, "Wynonna here is not only a great singer, but she and I are involved in making a movie. Yes, it's a remake of 'Babycakes.' I'm playing the Ricki Lake role, and Wynonna is going to be my body double!"
The crowd laughed, but Wynonna frowned. She was a trouper, though, and went on with the show. Cindy kept on like this, bringing out the likes of Debbie Harry, Gena Lee Nolin, and Anna Nicole Smith. Cindy kept making bad jokes, but the audience loved it as long she and her guests jiggled their boobs and wiggled their butts.
Cindy was quite happy that the special had gone so well, and she wondered what would happen next.
Fri Jun 13 19:17:53 2003