Out of the time machine stepped Rick. It made sense; who else would go to the future for the purpose of bringing back porn?
"Rick?" Sharon asked, surprised.
"Sharon? What are you doing here?"
"I could ask you the same question. Is this your future porn?"
"Um, yeah. How did you get in my mansion?"
"When did you get a mansion?"
"I made a few investments in the past. Microsoft before Windows came along, AOL before it merged with Time Warner, that sort of thing."
"You're changing the timeline?"
"Yeah, to make things better for myself. Now, I answered your question so you answer mine: why are you here?"
"I'm a thief," Sharon confessed, "I came to loot the mansion. I didn't know it was yours!"
"A thief? You? Oh shit... something I did in the past must have changed you. You're not supposed to be a thief!"
"You know, now that you mention it, I've felt a little funny about stealing. Like, for instance, I've supposedly been doing this for years but I can't remember any of my previous capers."
"I have to go back to the past and try and fix things. I'll have you back among the law abiding in no time at all."
Sharon says...
Fri Jun 21 19:07:46 2002