At first, Billy thought he was home in bed. But, he quickly felt another kick to his backside. It was Moceanu!
"Come on, lazybones! Time for all puppies to be up and at them!" He threw aside the burlap blanket he'd found inside the dog house, and crawled out on all fours. He was still wearing nothing but that white terrycloth towel she'd given him. She, on the other hand, was wearing a red leotard, in contrast to the black one she had been wearing yesterday, when she captured him.
"Let's go, Billy. Jason and Alexander have already eaten. You're turn, now...or never." Breakfast, of course, was no different than his supper, the night before. After he ate, he was forced to watch her go through her daily morning practice routine before she would attend to his hygiene. Small consolation that he got to bathe with her in the after practice jacuzzi. Because, all she did afterward was pour flea powder on him until he nearly coughed himself to death! And, then hand him a fresh towel to wrap around himself (doing so while kneeling; an extension of WHINING AND BEGGING for the towel).
"Now, time to tell my little puppy why we got so gussied up this morning. Isn't my little puppy curious?" Out loud, Billy replied: "Woof-woof!" To himself, he thought: "Maybe I should've opted for death. It might've been preferable to a life of insipid baby-talk!"
Moceanu said: "I'm going to show you off to all my friends from the Olympics!"
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