As Heidi Klum drove to the party, Cindy and Jim had the leprechaun make Heidi fall madly in love with the first man who spoke to her. So Heidi arrived at the party, and squeezed her 350 pound body out of her car. She waddled up to the house, nearly bursting out of her backless green gown with the plunging neckline.
As luck would have it, the first man who spoke to Heidi was Jack Osbourne. "Heidi Klum, is that you?" Jack asked, incredulously.
"Of course it's me!" Heidi cooed. She had seen Jack on his family's "reality" show, but in person, he seemed so much more attractive.
"Well, nice meeting you," Jack turned to walk away.
"No wait," Heidi called, "walk with me." Heidi grabbed Jack's arm and pulled him over to the buffet table. Jack humored Heidi, but looked for a way to get away from the now bloated supermodel.
Tue Jun 10 18:52:42 2003