Donna could barely hear herself think over the sound of the screaming.
"AAAAAAHHHHH!!!" Gena Lee Nolin screamed at the realization that she now weighed over 400 pounds, "How did I get so fat?"
Meanwhile, Carmen Electra was bumping into cameras and lights, trying to understand how she had been turned into an eight foot amazon. Yasmine Bleeth had the reverse problem, now that she was a dwarf with stubby arms and legs. Pamela Anderson felt the weirdest, though. She was scurrying around, having a monkey's body from the neck down.
"Hey Donna," Pamela called, "you think there's a monkey running around somewhere with my body attached to its head?"
Donna D'Errico was almost relieved. Compared to the other Baywatch alumni, having shrunken breasts and a swollen ass wasn't so bad.
Sun Apr 13 19:18:08 2003