Donna was staring wide-eyed at what had happened to the Baywatch babes. Carmen Electra stomped around the beach set, and picked up Yasmine Bleeth, who giggled in a helium-sounding voice. Gena Lee Nolin waddled around, looking for something to eat, while Pamela Anderson climbed up a palm tree.
"What happened to you guys?" Donna asked.
"Well, we've all done different stuff since Baywatch Freakshow went off the air..." Yasmine the dwarf began.
"W-wait a minute," Donna interrupted, "Baywatch FREAKSHOW?"
"Yeah," Pamela said, as she peeled a banana with her feet, "that's what they changed the title of the show to, after they hired the five of us to replace Nicole Eggert, Erika Eleniak, and a few others. We all played circus performers on the beach, who also rescued people. Don't you remember?"
Donna looked down at her body, and for the first time, she saw it as it really was now. Was this what her life was now?
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