Vampire Jim: Fun in the Sun With Sarah

Unending BE - episode 295171

"Wait! Isn't that the front door?"

But it was too late. Sarah had already gone through the door and into the sunlight.

It didn't affect her.

"That's odd," said Jim and Sarah at the same time. (Jim himself wasn't feeling too great, though out of the direct sunlight.)

"Okay, I'll bite," said Sarah, "why am I not dead?"

1. Because she's already dead, remember? No wait, that wouldn't help, she's a vampire, it's the sun, oh just forget about it.
2. Because she hasn't let herself age properly. She has to sleep in her tomb for three days before she can be raised up as a real vampire, right now she's just a very angry, very anemic, woman who happens to have super strength.
3. There's an eclipse.
4. Because she's not a real vampire, which is because Jim's not a real vampire, though neither of them knows that. Can anybody explain?
5. Because she's not getting out of this that easily!
6. Are you kidding? There hasn't been any sex yet!

Tue May 20 17:01:09 2003

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