Donna blinked. "The Portal to Hell is in a library bathroom??"
Lilah shrugged. "Hey -- it's Trenton. Just about anywhere can get you to Hell in this place, if you know what you're looking for."
Donna gave a shrug of her athletic shoulders, shaking her head. "If you say so.." Giving one last look around her, the adventuress approached the swirling ring of fire that hovered before her, blocking out the bathroom stall door behind it with a view of churning, looming, formless abyss. If it was all the same to me, I'd have to say I'd rather not have my last moment on Earth be sitting naked in a bathroom stall in New Jersey next to a bitchy guardian angel, so chin up, girl, and let's make it through this one alive and intact, okay? Donna thought to herself.
Donna could feel the heat washing over her nude body as she approached the gate to Hell, leaned slowly forward, and suddenly plummetted in....
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