Tyra Banks and Linda Evangelista followed Elle McPherson to the bar. They were surprised that no one objected to Elle's nudity. Some stared, but no one complained. So Tyra and Linda sat on either side of Elle, and tried to make pleasant conversation. It wasn't easy, though, getting past Elle's lack of clothes.
"So Elle," Tyra said, "Um, how have you been?"
"Oh, I'm fine," Elle replied, as she took a sip of her Alabama Slammer. Elle seemed to enjoy her drink quite a bit. Linda pulled Tyra aside for a moment.
"Tyra, I think I know why Elle's naked," Linda said, "I think she's drunk!"
"No!" Tyra said, "I've seen her drunk. Maybe she has a bit of a buzz."
A few drinks later, though, Tyra could see that Elle was clearly shitfaced. It wasn't so much her nudity or what she said, but what she did.
"Hey, guys, watch this!" Elle yelled. She climbed up on top of the bar and started to dance. She bent down and jiggled her breasts. Then she stood straight up, turned around and wiggled her bum for the benefit of the men at the bar. They cheered her on. Tyra and Linda were embarrassed by Elle's behavior, though.
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