Brandi and Barb walked arm in arm upstairs and opened the first bedroom door. Barb was almost positive she had sensed someone in there not long ago... Well, technically two someones throwing off a lot of sexual energy, but that was really a moot point when she found no one there. She growled to herself, which caused Brandi to siddle closer and lean comfortingly on her shoulder. She had to admit, this latest bimbo was certainly more considerate than the others had been. She patted Brandi lightly on the shoulder just before she noticed a flicker of something in the closet. Leaving her latest girlfriend for a moment she threw open the closet door, revealing a teenage girl with a familiar facial structure.
"Hey, big sis!" Called Colette, the youngest of the three Hill sisters, "Oh, What have you got there... Hey, this one's kinda cute! A bit dim for my tastes, though. How long you planning on keeping this one?"
Barb sighed annoyedly, "Hello Collete. This is Brandi. Brandi, this is my little sister, Collete." Brandy giggled and hugged the little sister emphatically.
"Ooh, you're just the cutest little sister I've ever seen. Do you, like, really think I'm cute and stuff? I mean, if I'm like too dim, maybe I can change or something? Wait a minute, um.... Is Dim like bad skin or something? I totally don't want to have bad skin, because I'm like not the smarterest person and stuff..."
Colette giggled, "Take it easy, Brandi. I like you, you seem honest, and nice, and you have good skin. And you aren't that dumb."
Brandi smiled brightly, "Oh, I know I'm not dumb, because if I add two and two together I get.... uh.... one, two, three... uh.... F...foursome! Oh, that's right, I get four!" She put her hand down having counted off her fingers smartly.
Barb waited for Colette to look directly at her before firming her face into an expression of resolution, "Don't even think about it. I'm getting them out of my house my way. If you wanted them out, you should have put that stupid Forget-Me-Knob of yours on the outside of the house."
Colette sighed resignedly, "I know, I know... Still, I do like Brandy. Maybe we could go to a club sometime, or something?" Colette smiled as Brandi cooed in agreement and bounced a few times, "I don't get to have many friends, you know, what with doing the whole witch thing and sticking to the rules and all... Then again, I'm sure you know all about that... no, wait, that's right, you don't follow the rules..."
Barb sighed, "Anne already tried to threaten me, but my mind is made up. So you can just leave now and don't bother me until my mansion is cleared of those annoying mortals..."
Colette smiled knowingly, "Oh, of course not, dear big sister. After all, it IS one of the rules to leave you to your own lair. I just thought I'ld stop by and say Hi. Oh, and loose the pretentious accent one of these days, will ya? It's not like you and Anne have to use that Brittish pomp..." With that, Colette disappeared in a swirl of colored smoke that caused Brandi once again to applaud.
Barb sighed. Two visits from two sisters in one night. It was enough to make a girl want to scream. Still, at least Colette didn't seem too interested in interfering, and Brandi looked as devoted as ever. What Barb couldn't quite tell, though, was that Brandi's intelligence level had increased dramatically. Although still comprably unintelligent and generally vacant, Brandy now had the equivalent of a sixth grade education, a full six grades higher than what Barb had set.
Fri Apr 16 22:47:50 2004