Jim kept watching as the Babe Bombs moved on to assassination. One would be assigned a target, say a NATO general, and blow up in mid-seduction. However, reliable hero superspy "Lance Armstrong" was assigned a Babe Bomb but his kissing was so good that it messed with her programming and she refused to blow up. Jim wondered if Mike Myers had seen this movie before including the Fembots in the first Austin Powers movie.
At least the Babe Bombs were indeed bombshells. There was one in particular, one towering Viking Amazon woman with supermodel looks and an stunningly immense bosom. He was thankful that this Terrorvision arrangement at least bothered to show the ending credits without getting speeded up or squashed to one side the way so many cable stations did, for this allowed him to see that "Babe Bomb Blaze" was played by one Maria Vapaa. He also noted, for whatever it was worth, that "Dr. Leo Scorpion" was played by Winston Bruce and "Lance Armstrong" was played by Thurman McKenzie.
Jim switched off the TV -- and that was when a woman in a peculiar dress of large silvery lozenge (or diamond) patches, the dress showing off her nude waist and legs while stretching enticingly over her bodacious breasts.
"I am for you," the stranger said in all seductive seriousness.
Jim blinked in wonder. This was Maria Vapaa! But she was deep in her role as Babe Bomb Blaze, and "I am for you" was the tell-tale come-on of a Babe Bomb in assassination mode.
"Hey, wait a minute." Jim looked behind the couch. "Sharon!?" Yet the Babe Bomb went right for him, and gently tackled him on the couch. Now Jim was worried -- if he couldn't kiss as well as "Lance Armstrong," he of the bad movie rather than the good bicycling, then he would get blown, and not in a good way.
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Fri Jan 09 09:43:22 2004