Rick sighed defeatedly and opened the door, ready to struggle to the death with the viscious sex-starved beast he was sure to find. However, he was greeted by a short, scrawny, rather average (at best) looking man with bad complexion and thick glasses. "Hello," he whined at Rick in a nasal voice, "I wasn't aware there was going to be any men here..." The man snuffled and wiped his nose on the back of his sleeve, "I don't suppose you have a tissue?"
Several minutes later, Rick had gathered his wits at least enough to comment, "Pardon me, but you wouldn't happen to be an evil, viscious sex-Daemon, would you?"
The daemon nodded and whined obnoxiously, "Oh, yes. My names Norman. It's nice to meet you. I was rather hoping to meet with some of those girls, though... Oh, and I'm going to have to do something about you, too later, so don't resist, or I might have to get, I don't know, Physical or something."
Tue Jan 27 13:23:25 2004