"Ha hwee!" chortled Jim's Official Archenemy (TM), "Now, I, Gilfoy Slivovitz, will have my horrid revenge upon squeaky Jim, with this my Chrono-Intratitular-Encrapulator!"
The machine itself was hideous to behold! Gentle reader, avert your eyes, as I describe its hideous blandishments, its clattering manifolds, and above all, its vermillion and tremulous facilitators! Ladies, and those of a delicate nature, may wish to proceed with all seemly haste to the ensuing episode.
Gilfoy looked triumphantly upon his hideous creation, and then... He pulled the switch!
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