The Chrono-Intratitular-Encrapulator finished its jig.
Gilfoy Slivovitz began clapping.
"Bravo! Encore!" Gilfoy Slivovitz yelled.
Just as the Chrono-Intratitular-Encrapulator was about to begin dancing again, Mr. T. stopped it.
"Don't you dare try that jibba-jabba again!" Mr. T. warned.
"I will contact an Alt-controlling evil faction. We will ruin Jim's life. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha.
"And you can cut that jibba-jabba too!" Mr. T. warned the Soviet Cyborg.
Suddenly, they all became quiet.
And they listened.
It sounded as if someone, or something, was yelling from a very far distance.
The sound was getting louder, and coming from above.
They all looked up and listened as the sound drew nearer and nearer.
Suddenly, Something Else fell through the ceiling and crashed to the floor.
This was Something Else the character not the author.
"Who are you?" Gilfoy Slivovitz asked.
The character said nothing.
"Speak up! I pity the fool who don't speak up!" Mr. T. commanded.
The character mumbled. Finally, he spoke.
"My name, is Something Else. I'm here to aid you in your quest against Jim." Something Else said.
"You know, all this talk about evil plans just makes me think of one thing. Who is going to pay for the damage to my house?"
"Jim will pay. Jim will pay. Jim will write a check. Jim will pay. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha."
"Cut that jibba-jabba, Soviet Cyborg! Now, Something Else, why do you want to join us?" Mr. T. asked.
"I'm pissed at Jim," Something Else explained, "Because he almost never used 'something else.' And the times that he did use 'something else,' it was done by a bad author half of the time."
"A bad author?" Gilfoy Slivovitz asked, surprised. "Surely you don't mean that authors who use 'something else' are bad, do you?"
"Of course not." Something Else said. "And don't call me Shirley. My point is, have any of you looked at the bottom of the screen to see the writer?"
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