The instructor was actually 4 people.
They were Tom, Melissa, Messila, and Alice.
"We want our Addventures taken out of limbo and finished and this is how all of you are going to do it." They said together in monotone unison.
Tom walked up to the whiteboard and began writing, "Cheap Gimmicks to Attract Reader Attention."
"Now, class," Messila began. "I want you to read aloud what Tom wrote."
The entire class read together, "Cheap Gimmicks to Attract Reader Attention."
Only two authors didn't read the message with the rest of the class.
One of them was an author (who shall remain nameless) that said, "Chip hammocks 2 an thn he maid her suck his dick!"
The other (who shall also remain nameless) said, "In the classroom. Cheap Gimmicks."
"No," Melissa said. "But that's close. You see class, it's episodes like that which we need to work on."
"And if you don't learn to write better, then someday the Great Adama may index you to hell!" Alice warned them.
"Some of you," Messila said, "Really need to learn to write better."
Messila glared at Gilroy, then resumed her instructions to the class.
"For example," Messila began, "One of you has tried to revive my thread, but failed to realize that he was a terrible author."
Gilroy shifted uncomfortably in his seat.
"Now," Tom said. "Why don't we begin to practice our writing."
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