CC: A Useful Discovery

Unending BE - episode 368003

"Hey, look at these!" Jim exclaimed. He pointed at a couple of small devices that were on a shelf at the back of the room. Each one was moulded in black plastic and was attached to a piece of material that had an adhesive backing and was about two inches across.

"What are they?" Sharon asked.

"See that calibration scale on them? It's marked off in units of 'g'. If my guess is right, they're gravity adjustment devices - antigravs, if you like. If we attach them to the underside of your breasts, and then set them to read zero, then your breasts should become weightless."

"Are you sure that it's safe, Jim?"

"Of course. Stand still while I attach them and set them to zero... There!"

1. *Sure enough, Sharon's breasts become weightless.
2. The effect extends to the whole of Sharon's body.
3. The devices had been left in the storeroom till someone could repair them, as they were faulty. Sharon falls flat on her face, since each breast now weighs fifty pounds.
4. The devices had been left in the storeroom till someone could repair them, as they were faulty. Sharon floats up to the ceiling, as her breasts have acquired negative weight!
5. Something else.

Sat Aug 21 02:25:15 2004

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