....spoot. His sleep was broken.
*BEEEEEP* *BEEEEEEP*
Strider's alarm clock buzzed in the background as he slowly turned in his bed. Groaning, he rolled over to see what time it was.
"3:45am" he said to himself, "What the hell? Who the fuck get's up at 3am anyway?!" He turned back to pillow, looking to re-enter his slumber.
*Mew*
Again, an interuption. This time, it was Ryo-ohki. The pet cabbit he had purchased for Miss Chievous a month ago. He had yet to give it to her in person (he would've mailed it to her...but that would be plain cruel to the cabbit).
The furry pet sat on his pillow and stared at him with a cute grin.
"What do you want?" He moaned, "You better have a good reason for being on my pillow."
The cabbit just "mew"ed again and hopped off, running over to the table kept his Vaio laptop on. Ryo-ohki tapped the keys with it's paws, bringing up a new screen for Strider to see.
Strider walked up to his laptop to see what image was now filling his screen. It was a production report of Chievous Industries from the last month. And the report was looking quite bad.
"WHAAAA?!" Strider shouted nearly knocking Ryo-ohki over, "A 100% Decline in profits as of Thursday?! 0 Productivity?! What the hell is this! We employ how many people and they're doing nothing?!"
An email icon appeared in the bottom right corner of his screen. "1 email from Shinra" it said.
"Oh great! Here come the death treats already," Strider moaned as he hopped out of bed and ran to his closet, "I have to find Miss Chievous. Maybe her presence can bring the company back up and running."
After a quick change, a "loan" of at least $1000, and a 16 hour plane trip later, Strider found himself approaching the home of Miss Chievous(don't as how he got directions....because he doesn't even know). He knocked on the door, only to find it was unlocked as it swung open.
He entered and was greeted to the sight of *counting* 42 servbots, cleaning up Miss C's home.
????
With the instant notice of Strider standing in the doorway, the servbots stopped their work and turned to the confused ninja.
"Hello Mr. Hien!" They all said in unisen waving.
"..... that is so Creepy," he thought.
Fri Aug 27 21:22:55 2004