The Real Reason for the Absense of Miss Chievous

Unending BE - episode 369323

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Miss Chievous stood up, and stretched, then she looked at Strider who was still lying on the ground.

"Well, come on." She said. "You're not going to just lay there all day, are you?"

Strider sheepishly stood up, and began rubbing the back of his neck.

"So, uh, what should we do now?" He asked.

She sighed, "Do I have to tell you everything? Come on!"

She grabbed him by the arm, and led him to her place of residence.

Miss Chievous continued to drag him until they had reached her computer.

She grabbed a second chair and said, "Come, sit."

Strider obliged.

Miss Chievous switched on her computer, and after everything loaded, she logged onto the internet and began downloading porn.

"What are you doing?" Strider asked.

"I'm downloading porn. What does it look like I'm doing?"

"So that's why you've been absent from the company!" Strider said.

"Yeah." Miss Chievous confirmed. "Now shut up and watch the porn."

Strider was silent after that.

He watched the porn, and becamse mesmirized by it.

He was slowly drawn in by its hypnocity, but was broken out of his trance when Miss Chievous said, "Do you want any lemon curry?"

  1. "Sure." Strider said, and then they had lemon curry.
  2. "Nah, maybe later." Strider said. "Right now I want to watch some more porn."
  3. Suddenly, the fourth wall broke down, and everyone suddenly became self-aware.
  4. And that's the point where Gilfoy Tiberius Slivovitz fell through the roof and landed on the floor.
  5. Normally, I'd say "something else," but instead this option is reserved for having the entire BEA sit on Miss Chievous's couch and watch Monty Python.
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Gilroy Sippowitz

Fri Aug 27 22:53:24 2004

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