Road signs: Two legs good?

Unending BE - episode 374002

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Skunkette Jim pondered her choices. Not that there were particularly many of them. She felt most comfortable as mostly human, so forget about the four-legged side. Which meant it was really just a question of going through the nearest gate now or later.
How did that song go again? I was only waiting for a better moment that didn't come; there never could be a better moment than this one. Then the singer started raving about a swan but that was neither here nor there. At least it had nothing to do with Jim's problem.
She shrugged and walked through the no-return sign.


"Just as I thought!" she said to herself. Well, not quite. Once again there was no exit behind her and a new path in front of her, but this one was different. The path was curving slightly so she couldn't see how long it was or what was on the other end, and there were several big signs along both sides of the path. So this was no longer a question of choosing one of two, but choosing one out of many.
She went up to the nearest group of signs and looked at them.

The first one was simple. It meant "Bumpy road", but she remembered how Jim had teased his sister by pointing out that it looked like a bra, and suggested that the true meaning was "Busty women ahead". Considering this was a BE Addventure, she wouldn't be the least surprised if passing through that gate made her more busty.
She was less sure about the next one. It meant "Dangerous curve", and she remembered how Jim's sister had tried to get even with him by claiming that it looked like a boomerang, and, um, well... Her jokes had a tendency to end up half-baked, and this was no exception. Anyway, the big question was what it would do to this skunk girl. It was unlikely to send her to Australia (!), where there weren't any skunks anyway, so maybe it would just do something to her curves or make her "bent" (!!).
The last two were "Narrow road" (which might just narrow something else) and "Meeting traffic" - she had no bright ideas about that one. And then there were more signs further down the path...

  1. She picks "Bumpy road" and experiences the expected BE.
  2. She picks "Bumpy road" and is surprised when something else happens.
  3. She picks "Dangerous curve" and...
  4. *She picks "Narrow road" and...
  5. She picks "Meeting traffic" and...
  6. She checks out the signs further down the path.
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Ms. Mephit

Sun Sep 19 04:11:01 2004

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