Where to start?
“Ms Findlay orgasms when I want her to and only when I want her to.”
“Ms Findlay is an expert at sucking cock and she loves doing it”
“Ms Findlay fucks like a pornstar.”
“uh... mom thinks whatever I’m doing is OK. She doesn’t question me or my actions because they are normal.”
Garret spends the next 8 minutes and 37 seconds practically shouting instructions at his computer before putting the computer on standby and heading out.
“Hey mom, I’m off to Ms Findlay’s for a wild evening of moving furniture, mostly the bed I think.”
“That’s nice dear” said mom in her best June Cleaver.
“I’m going to be too busy screwing Ms Findlay senseless to be around for dinner, that OK mom?”
“That’s fine dear. A growing boy needs his exercise.”
“This is so fucked up. I love it.” Garret shouted as he walked down the sidewalk towards what promised to be a night long remembered.
“Have a fun time, Garret.” Garret’s mom waved and closed the door.
“Garret gone mom?” called Lisa from the top of the stairs.
“Yes Lisa. He just went out to screw that nice Ms. Findlay senseless.”
First thing I do is fix mom, thought Lisa. This is too freaky. My genius brother gets the ultimate reality editing tool and what does he do? World peace? Nope. Piece of ass. He fucks up mom and then goes out to fuck the neighbour.
“I wish this program only responded to the sound of my voice!” Lisa mimics reasonably well. “Hee. You did me a favour bro, I could have really messed up if I said the wrong thing.”
D’you really think I wouldn’t hear through the wall Garret? If genius boy spent more time reading and less time surfing for porn he’d know that’s Master PC.
It has a keyboard interface.
And you always lock everyone else out of your profile.
“And you never use something obvious as your password.” Lisa says typing “NCC1701” into the login prompt.
OK... subject: Mom.
Garret is out with some friends of his you don’t like. You will ground him when he gets home. Otherwise you are back to normal. Except you don’t smoke anymore and you won’t get cancer. And you won’t be such a square. Go out with Dad and have some fun once in a while.
That ought to do it.
Subject: Lisa
Lisa is immune to the effects of Master PC Save and password.
Subject: Garret
it will never occur to you that Lisa has access to your computer. If you see her on it you will go do something else and forget you saw her. You will never try and modify her or her friends
No one can withstand the corrupting influence of the Master PC program for long. Not even a Hobbit.
This is kind of fun. Garret, you get Ms Findlay, but I get...
Wed Dec 08 23:53:12 2004