Leticia Casta and Kate Moss were getting used to their new bodies. They both had huge DD-cup breasts and Kate now had a flabby beer belly while Leticia had a bulbous ghetto booty.
"You know, we're not going to be able to be runway models any more," Leticia said.
"Tell me about it!" Kate said. She had already lost several contracts due to her cocaine habit. Now she'd probably lose the rest of them. She had to think of something.
"You know, you could always get work as a plus-size model," Leticia said, "They're not as picky as the high-fashion crowd."
"Yeah, that could work, but what about you?" Kate said, "With that big bum and huge tits, you could be..."
"A stripper!" Leticia burst out. Soon she would be doing that literally.
Wed Oct 19 18:59:22 2005