Jim had always had a thing for Edith's ditzy friend, Christy. Christy was 21, a stacked little cheerleader, 5 for 2, with a little button and big brown eyes. Christy was a looker but to Jim's chagrin, found she had little going in the brains department and aside from knowing how hot she was and exploiting her looks in vindictive ways, she was little more than a fuck toy for some of the professional bound jocks on the football team. Jim figures her whole goal was to latch onto one of these players early and not let go.
Despite that, Jim had remembered being around one night while fixing Edith's car that the girls were having a game of Truth or Dare. Inevitably, some racy questions came up but the one that came up near the end got Jim thinking about Christy at this opportune moment. Edith had just gone and Paula, another of Edith's friends had asked Christy, "If you had a clone, what would you do with it?"
"Oh, I would TOTALLY fuck myself. Look at me, why should some guy like Chris have all the fun? If I was a guy, I would totally fuck me, and if there was another girl who looked just like me, no doubt we'd be all over each other, at least, she's be all over me."
Jim grinned and decided to see how true this might be.
He looked up Christy's number. Jim looked over and saw that the Pod Eith had just finished cleaning up the mess left behind in the wake of the catfight with her double. The real Edith was coming around, so Jim had the Pod version of his sister knock her out again, which she did with a right cross that broke her hand as far as Jim could tell. He watche din amazement as the brones cracked and reformed into a perfectly formed hand again. Jim tied up the real Edith and hid her in the closet since knocking her out every few minutes would get tiresome rather quickly.
Jim told the Pod Edith to call Christy over. If Christy wanted to fick herself, then Jim was gonna make sure she would and have himself a little fun at the same time. Jim was surprised at how much the clone sounded like his snooty sister yet the fake perky voice died down as soon as his command was finished and she stood still waiting for more orders.
Sat Jan 01 03:43:33 2005