Sean thought for a moment about what sort of reality to choose. It was difficult to pick a single word that would define an entire reality. Eventually, he decided on a word that should at least be relatively safe. And then he uttered this word: "Sexy".
Suddenly, reality formed around him. Again. This time, things seemed to be a bit more normal. There were no robots or clones nor people made of duct tape. Instead, things seemed mostly normal.
Sean was at home once more, so he turned on the TV. The Man Show was on again. The Juggies seemed completely normal, the sexy large-breasted ladies in skimpy costumes that they had always been. Had anything at all changed? And then Sean saw Jimmy Kimmel and Adam Corolla. Boy, had they changed. They were rather buff now, which Sean could tell since they were shirtless. And their faces had altered, being what Sean would guess as something that women would consider to be more handsome than before. It's as if even these two average guys had become sexy.
Sean flipped through the channels, and found that everyone on every TV show was sexy. Women, men, young, or old, all were incredibly sexy. And furthermore, most people weren't wearing much clothing. Apparently, nudity was less of a taboo in this reality. If everyone looked good, there was no reason to hide it, he figured.
He decided to go for a walk to see what else, if anything, had changed. As he walked down the block, he encountered two beautiful women, with tan skin and large breasts, wearing nothing but bikini tops and matching very short shorts. As Sean advanced on them, the women...
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