"This is a rather bad time to be a straight male, I'd say." Sean said wearily, as Jim's dim-wittery became glaringly apparent: he had just turned all three million of the Beta Centuri alien males flamingly gay with one errant wish.
"Hel-OOOOO sunshine!" The aliens said in unison, waving at their two human passengers. "Why don't you come over here and probe us?" Slowly, the gay aliens began to advance toward the two frantic humans.
Jim desperately wracked his brain for some kind of plan. Sean did likewise. They estimated they had about twenty seconds before they were inducted into the ranks of the inbred, rednecked cretins who usually claimed to have been raped by space creatures.
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